Mazano Okuita Kuti Mazororo Azvo Awedzere Zvakanyanya
Shamwari dzechokwadi dzinokunyevera iwe paunenge uri pangozi. Shamwari dzinokutora kuLas Vegas dzakawanda semhuri nokuti dzichakumirira kuti uzvirove vasati vakuudze kuti nei uchifanira kudzivisa dambudziko rawakapinda naro.
Munguva ichangopfuura ndingave kana ndisina kurohwa naiye mukadzi anoyemura zvikuru uyo aiita seanonyatsofarira kuti zuva rangu raienda sei. Yakanga iri 9am. Ndakanga ndapfeka basa rangu rekushanda rakafanana nekambani yakakonzerwa nekatekete, yakasakara zvikuru bhodhi shorts uye flip flops (hungu, ndinonzwisisa kuti ndinoda hovha yekupfekedza).
Ndakanga ndine chinhu chebvudzi chebhedha chiri kuenderera mberi. Uye, ndine nyadzi zvishoma, ndakanga ndashambidza kugeza kusvikira ndapedza mamwe mabasa ebasa aidiwa kuwana mifananidzo yehotera yeLas Vegas ndakanga ndichigara.
Saka, akanga achirova pamusoro pangu here? My ego anoda kutenda kuti ndichiri nacho. Kuzviremekedza kwangu kunondiudza kuti kunyange nekunhuhwira kwekambani uye bourbon itsva pamuviri wangu kubva usiku hurefu iyo mukadzi uyu aigona kuona dhamondi mune yakaoma.
Zvisinei, ini ndakanganisa. (Kwete pamusoro pe diamond iri mumatambudziko, mudzimai wangu atoona chinhu ichocho)
Uyu mukadzi akanga asiri kurova pamusoro pangu, aipedzisa kuchinja kwake uye akanga achiedza kuwana mumwe mutengi asati atora nguva yake yeawa. Hei, ndeye Vegas, hongu, hupombwe hunoitika uye kwete, haisi pamutemo pane imwe nzvimbo pedyo nepasara!
Izvozvi mupfungwa ndakakwira kuchikamuri changu ndikashambidza mvura uye ndakatanga urongwa hwezvinhu shamwari dzako dzinoda kukuyambira pamusoro peLas Vegas.
Aya ndiwo mazano anobatsira achabatsira kuti Las Vegas yako irambe iri nani. Vanogona kunge vachiita sevarume panguva imwechete asi ivo vanokodzera zvakawanda kupfuura isu isu varume vanogona kukanganwa kushandisa ubongo hwedu. Kunyanya # 8.
11 Mazano Okuita Kuti Mazororo Emazuva Ako Awedzere
1. Nemhaka yokuti zvinwiwa zviri pachena hazvirevi kuti unoedza kunwa guta rakaoma. Wange uchiri kuronga rwendo rwako kuLas Vegas kusvikira rini?
Unonyatsoda kuparadza here? Kuenzanisa kunokosha. Hapana chakaipisisa pane kusazvifungira pachako uye kupedzisa kurwara kwemazuva maviri apo vamwe vose veboka rako vari kufara. Apo iwe ugere patafura kana pamushandisi wekuchera zvinwiwa zvinokurudzira asi edza kuchengeta mupfungwa kuti chikonzero cheizvozvo ndechokuti iwe uwane zvakanaka uye udzikinurwa kuti utambire kure mari yako yakawanda.
2. Vasikana vanoita sevari ivo vari kunze kwechibvumirano chenyu vangave vari paawa. Ndangokuudza iwe nyaya yangu kuti uwane pfungwa yakanaka yekuti inoshanda sei. Kana iwe uri pape uye zvichida zvakanyanyisa kana kuti nekukurumidza zvikuru kuziva ye musikana anopisa anonzwa sokuda kuti anoda kutaura newe. Ari iye ane ushamwari chaizvo here? Anoita sokuti haana hanya here kuti uri kutaura pamusoro pekuti wakadhakwa zvakadini zvokuti iwe wakaparadzanisa 10s apfuura ne $ 50 yebhaji pamutsara? Ufeve HUMWE HERE MUTEMO muLas Vegas. Hongu, ndinoziva kuti wakaona chokwadi chinoratidzira nevanhurume muNevada. Izvo zvinodaro asi hazvisi pavara re Las Vegas. Iwe uchaenda kujeri kana iwe ukabatwa asi kunyange zvakanyanya kukanganisa ndezvipi zvinotyisa izvo zvingave zviripo. Usazviita! Chimirira ... izvi hazvizi zvose zvinotambudza uye zvakasviba, kupinda mune imwe veLas Vegas nightclub uye kusanganiswa, guta rine mukurumbira wekunyanyisa kukuru, kune chikonzero cheizvozvo.
Sangana nomumwe munhu mukirabhu, uwane zvishomanana, unofara uye iwe uchange uine nyaya dzekuudza vadiki kumusha.
3. Paunofamba uchienda kuLas Vegas, hazvina kukodzera kubvisa shati yako. Ichi chinhu chemhosva! Ndinoona izvi nguva dzose sekunge isu tose tinoda kuona kuti iwe wakasarudza kuenda kumitambo yevhiki yevhiki mbiri usati waenda kuLas Vegas. Vakomana, iwe unogona kunge usingazivi izvi asi iwe unogona kuwana hutamba pamusana wako uye kurikurira isu tose. Uyewo, ganda rakachenesa riri kupofumadza munhu wose ari pedyo newe. Chimwe chinhu, kana iwe uchida kuzviita, kana iwe uchinzwa sokuti iwe unofanira kubvisa shati yako paunenge uchidzika pasi pevara reLas Vegas rakabata iyo giant Eiffel Tower slushy inwa, tapota onai rimwe zuva. Ndinokukumbirisai!
4. Vakadzi, shandisa shangu dzinenge dzichiramba dzakatsika usiku hwose. Hapana anoda kukuona iwe wakatakura masendimita masendimita masere apo uchimirira teksi ine tsoka dzakasviba.
Izvi hazvisi zvakanaka. Mudzimai akanaka kwazvo, achitarisa zvikuru "Vegasy" uye ari kubata idzi dzakakwirira zvakakwirira zvitsitsinho muruoko rwake. Iwe unoziva kuti anotaridzika zvakanaka paanenge akapfeka asi asi iye zvino ane masentimita mashoma mashoma uye makumbo ake anotarisa uye pasi petsoka dzake mune zvese zvekaseti iyo inogadzika. Ugh. Kwete kupora, usazviita. Isa pakakodzera uye usunge shangu dzine mukana wokugara usiku hwose.
5. Apo muparidzi wekudyara ari kutamba nemwi ndeyekuti anonyatsovimba kuti iwe unomupa musoro mukuru. Izvi zvinoitika nguva dzose uye ini ndinoona varume vachiedza kuva Trent (Swingers reference) Vanoda kudzivirira shamwari dzavo kuti dzitaure pamusoro pezizi mbwa nekamu cream kuitira kuti "itambise" pamwe nemudiki wekudya. Teerera vakomana, vakadzi ava vari kushanda. Vanoshanda zvakaoma zuva rega rega uye chinhu chekupedzisira chavanoda ndechekuti "kuvengana" nemumwe mukomana anofungidzira kuti madhigiri mashanu ehurukuro ari kuvanwa zvinonono gare gare kuToucan Harry's (Stardust reference)
6. Murume uyo ari pamusuo weusikubhu haatombofungi nezvako kunze kwekuti iwe uri kuunza vasikana vashoma panzvimbo yeboka iro revarume iwe. Saka iwe unofunga kuti uri VIP? Gara pasi ichi. Iwe hauna kuoneka kunze kwekuti une vakadzi vashomanana newe. Ndinoziva, ndakaedza kuenda kumusuo uyo anondikumbira kuti apinde uye anonditarisa sokunge ndangovabvunza kuti vakweretese mari. Zvechokwadi, kana ndakapfeka zvakanaka kwazvo vanopedza nguva yakawanda neni. Kana ndine zita vanoteerera zvakawanda. Kana zita rangu riri pakurongwa vanondiendesa kunzvimbo yakarurama. Vegas clubs, chii chaungaita? Ko boka revarume rinogona kupinda muLas Vegas nightclub here?
7. Unofanirwa kurara, maawa makumi maviri e-non-stop party haisi akanaka kune ani zvake. Izvi zvinongowanzofungwa, hatidi kuti iwe ufe nekuneta muLas Vegas uye pachena kana iwe ukagumburwa kupfuura ini newaini yako pa8: 8 Ndichine hanya newe. Iwe unopedza mari yakawanda yemari kuti uende kuLas Vegas kuitira kuti ndinzwisise iwe unoda kunakidza asi unofanira kurara. Ita padziva kana iwe unofanirwa (usakanganwa SPF) asi chipi zvacho chaunowana kuwana zororo!
8. Zvipfeko hazvisi kusarudza. Izvi zvinonzwika here? Kazhinji kakawanda mumwe munhu wechiduku ari kutora nguva pfupi paanotonhorera yegeji yepaki kana girasi kunze kweimba yehotera ane zvizhinji zvazvo zvinoratidza. Iyi haisi chinhu chimwechete nguva yandakaona ichi kakawanda. Mumwe mukomana wechidiki-mukomana ane zvakawanda zvokunwa uye anosarudza kutora nguva pfupi pazvinotonhora zvakaoma. Zvakanaka, iwe unoziva zvinoitika sezvakawanda zvechipfeko chiri kuratidza uye hakuna munhu anoda kuswedera pedyo navo kuti avabatsire kuviga. Iwe usati wazviziva chiso chako chiri kuratidza pane Facebook feeds yeVas Vegas vekwavo.
9. Zuva haisi nzvimbo yakanaka yekurara kana ukakanganwa kushandisa zvakanaka sunscreen. Usazviita, kurara mumubhedha uye kusanganiswa padziva. Chero chaunenge uchiita, USATANGA KUTI UYE KUTI UYE MUMWE! Zuva richakupisa iwe uye kuparadza kwako Vegas kupona. Kumbira mumwe munhu wausingazivi kuti aibvise pamusana wako kana kuti mumwe wevamwe shamwari yako ita izvozvo.
10. Kune mitemo muLas Vegas uye kana iwe ukavarova iwe unogona kuguma mu "jerija". Kubva pane zvandinoudzwa, hazvina kunaka sejeri chaiyo. Mahofisi aya ane simba ravo rekuchengetedza uye ivo vacharaira kana iwe uchienda nehurumende. Vane njere yekuita idzi marudzi ezvisarudzo. Iye zvino, chinangwa ndechokuti ufare uye ugare pamwe chete. Zvinhu zvinoitika uye chinhu chakanakisisa kuti iwe uite kana ukapinda mumamiriro ezvinhu apo mumwe munhu akaisa zvishongo zvepamberi pamberi pegumbo rako nemaoko ako akabatanidzwa kwavari ndeyekuti urambe wakadzikama uye edza kuzvitora kunze kwejeri rekasino usina kuenda kuguta jeri. Shamwari, ita zvose zvaunogona kuti uite kuti hurumende yekuti iwe uwane shamwari yako yakaipa kubva pamba iyo pakarepo.
11. Isa mari yako muhomwe yako yepamusoro uye chengetedza kadhi yeATM muimba yako. Iwe haufaniri kudzokera shure kumashini kuti uwane mari yakawanda mushure mekunge iwe wapatsanura 8 uye wakarasikirwa nemari yako. Kana uri kunwa unogona kunge uchida kuenda kunditsvaga mushure mekushaya mari. Usazviita. Tsvaga bharu uye ubhadhere mvura yokunwa uye iwe unofara mangwanani.
Izvi zvinonzwika sehuwandu hwemafu uye dambudziko here? Zvakanaka, hazvisi. Las Vegas nzvimbo inofadza yekupedza mazuva mashomanana kutora mararamiro ako kumucheto wenzvimbo yako yekunyaradza. Chero bedzi iwe uchitora mazano mashoma aya uchifunga iwe unofanira kunge wakaita zvakanaka.
Iyo chete yaunoda iwe chaizvoizvo inofadza ndeyokuti ufare uye usanwa kana kutamba zvakawanda. Oo, hongu uye unwe mvura yakawanda, irenje iwe unoziva.
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