Kana iwe usina kunzwa, Donald Trump aripo zvakare. Mune chinenge chiri kushanduka kuva chimwe chezvakanakisisa, chinonyanya kukuvadza uye chisina kukodzera mune zvematongerwe enyika mune zvematongerwe enyika munhau, Trump achangobva kutaura kuti aizotenga Commonwealth yePuerto Rico. Zvinangwa zvake, sezviri pachena, hazvishamisi. Nokutenga chitsuwa chacho, Trump inoda kupedza matambudziko ayo emari. Anodawo kuzvitumidza zita rokuti, Puerto Trump.
Mutariro wehutungamiri wehurumende wakapfuurira kutaura kuti Puerto Rico yaive "nzvimbo yakanaka, mamiriro okunze akaisvonaka, uye vanhu vatova maAmerica, kunyange vachitaura chiSpanish.Handizivi kuti zvakaitika sei, asi ngazvive zvakadaro."
Trump inewo zvirongwa zvikuru zvechitsuwa chacho; kureva, kuchinja huwandu hwayo kuva goroferi yeparadhiso, ine zvidzidzo mazana zana kubva kune rumwe rutivi rwechitsuwa kusvika kune rumwe.
Akatotanga kutanga neTrump International Golf Club, imba yePGA Puerto Rico Open. Inowanikwa pedyo neGran Meliá inofadza, ichokwadi iyo yakanaka. Pasinei nokuti PGA inoramba yakabatana neDonald inoramba ichionekwa.
Trump aivawo nemaronga okuda kuita kuti vadzose vazhinji vevashandi vePuerto Rican. Akataurira kuti maPuerto Ricans muNew York vaizofara zvikuru nekuedza kwake pachitsuwa chacho kuti vaizosiya Guru Big Apple vachienda ku ... Big Trump? Kutaura zvazviri, akatoti aizobhadhara ndege yavo sezvo vaisazovhota.
Zvakaoma kutenda kuti ani nani ari muPuerto Rico kana muUnited States aizotsigira chirongwa ichi, asi ndakada kusimbisa zvimwe zvezvinhu Trump vakataura nezvePuerto Rico uye vanotsanangura vamwe vashomanana:
1. "Unogona kutaura chiSpanish, unogona kuva muAmerica uye iwe unogona kutamba gorofu, zvakare." - Zvakanaka chaizvo. Asi fungidzira chii?
Vakawanda vePuerto Rican vanotaura Chirungu zvakare, iyo inogara ichibatsira vanofambira vanoda kushanyira chitsuwa asi vane hanya nechinangwa chekutaura mutauro.
2. " Tichava nezvikoro zana," akadaro, "kutarisa kubva kune rumwe rutivi rwechitsuwa ichi kuenda kune rumwe, ini handifungi kuti pane zvakawanda zviri munzira, zvichida dzimwe huku." - Kwete chaizvo. Pachine zvishoma, zvirongwa zvako zvekugadzira zvigadziriswa zvinopesana nezvipingamupinyi zviviri. Yokutanga ndiEl Yunque , iyo yakanakisa yemvura inonaya mvura, iyo yoga muSouth Forest Service uye imwe yenzvimbo dzangu dzinodiwa muPuerto Rico. Imwe yacho ndiyo Cordillera Central , kana Central Ridge, iyo yakareba makomo mumakomo. Ndapota usachinja zvinhu izvozvo zvakanyanya; kune zviuru zvezvipenyu zvemafuta nemhuka, pamwe nemazana ezviuru zvevatariri uye mamiriyoni evanhu vomunharaunda, avo vaisazoonga.
3. " Handifaniri kumirira kusvikira ndiri Mutungamiri kuti ndigadzirise izvi. " - Uyewo chokwadi, zvishoma nezvinyorwa. Uye dai ini ndichikuudza zvinyoronyoro kutanga kutanga pakununura Trump International Golf Club, iyo yakaita seyiyo yakaisa kuti iparadzwe munguva ichangopfuura. Ndinoziva kuti iwe hausi wekambani, VaTrump, asi kuibhadhara kunze kwaizoenda nenzira yakareba kuratidza zvaunogona kuita kune imwe nzvimbo yacho.
Sekugara kwenguva refu kwenguva refu kuPuerto Rico, handina kumbobvira ndarasikirwa nepfungwa yechishamiso uye kufara kwandinonzwa pandinofamba mumugwagwa we Old Old Juan, famba pamusoro pejecha remahombekombe angu anofarira, kana kuti ndapinda muMofongo zvechokwadi .
Uye chikamu chezvinoita kuti chiwi ichi chive mashiriki ndechekuenzaniswa kwezvakanaka zveAmerica uye tsika dzomunyika, kunaka uye mweya. Saka ndapota, Mr. Trump ... usatenga Puerto Rico.