Nhaurwa pamusoro peManzwiro, Chiedza Chidiki Chirudo
Rudo runokuita kuti uve nemwoyo wakachena here? Nokuda kwehupenyu hunofadza, ramba uchitora zvinyorwa izvi, zvinoshanda kune vose vakaroorana murudo, muhurukuro kana tsamba ye rudo.
Vakadzi Vanotaura Kwazvo
"Hazvina mhosva kuti unoitei muimba yekurara chero bedzi iwe usingaiti mumugwagwa uye unotya mabhiza." - Mai Patrick Campbell
"Usamboenda kunorara-usimbise uye kurwisa." - Phyllis Diller
"Iwe unogona kushamisika kuti zvinorevei kutarisa izvi zvisingabatsiri." - Dolly Parton
"Hatigoni kunyatsoda chero munhu watinenge tisina kuseka naye." - Alice Reppler
"Ndinoda kuroorwa. Zvakanaka kwazvo kuwana mumwe munhu chaiye waunoda kuvhiringidza hupenyu hwako hwose." - Rita Rudner
"Vanhu vanhu vane shamwari
Zvose zvaunofunga zvioneke
Asi vanhu vanoroorana
Ndiwo vanhu vanoita zvinhu zvose. "
- Charlotte Perkins Gilman
"Rudo rwakafanana nekufambisa muruoko. Siya minwe yakazaruka uye inoramba ichitsvaira, uye inokurumidza kurega." - Dorothy Parker
"Pachave nehupombwe mushure mekufa, hatichakwanisi kuzvinzwa." - Lily Tomlin
"Mwenga pamuchato wake wechipiri haafaniri kufukidza chifukidzo iye anoda kuona zvaari kuwana." - Helen Rowland
"Usandityisidzira nerudo, Mwana. Ngatitangei kuenda tichifamba mumvura." - Billie Holiday
"Oo, hupenyu hupenyu hunonakidza rwiyo,
A medley of extemporanea;
Uye rudo chinhu chisingambofi chakaipa;
Uye ini ndiri Marie we Roumania. "
- Dorothy Parker
"Kuroorana inzvimbo yakanaka kwazvo - asi ini handisati ndava kugadzirira kune imwe nzvimbo." - Mae West
"Mwoyo wangu uri munzvimbo yakarurama, ndinoziva, 'nokuti ndaivanza ipapo." - Carrie Fisher
"Usaroora murume kuti amutsandure, ndizvo zvinoshandura zvikoro." - Mae West
Mens 'Quotes Worth Reading
"Mwoyo wakachena unorarama kwenguva refu." - William Shakespeare
"Kuva murudo kunongoda kuva mumamiriro ekufungidzira anesthesia." - HL
Mencken
"Rudo rune simba rekuita kuti iwe utende zvaunowanzoita nekunyanya kunetseka." - Mirabeau
"Ndinovenga 'rudo rwiyo.' Ndinofunga kuti chimwe chezvikonzero zvinokonzera utano hwepfungwa hwakaipa muUnited States ndechokuti vanhu vakakurira pa 'rudo rudo.' - Frank Zappa
"Ndinofanira kuwona chero rudzi rwemunhu, rwakasiyana kubva kune gorilla, kuti vamwe vakanaka uye vakanaka vaisakwanisa kuumba murume." - Oliver Wendell Holmes, Sr.
"Mukadzi anogona kunyatsotarisa: murume wake anotaura kuti akazviita." - Edgar Watson Howe
"Ini nemudzimai wangu tinoita zvepabonde anenge mazuva ose evhiki," Milton Berle akambotaura. "Hungu, inenge musi weMuvhuro, inenge Chipiri, neChitatu."
"Kana iwe ukatsvoda mumwe wezvematongerwo enyika, yeuka izvi: Hausi kungomutsvoda, iwe unotsvoda zvese zvaakatsvoda mumakore masere apfuura." - Jay Leno
"Kuda ndiko kutambura." Kuti urege kutambura munhu haafaniri kuda asi asi mumwe anotambura nekusava rudo, saka kuda kune kutambura, kwete kuda kutambura, kutambura kunotambura, kufara ndiko kuda. Kuve nokufara ipapo ndiko kutambura asi kutambura kunoita kuti munhu asafara, saka, kuva asina kufara munhu anofanira kuda, kana kuda kutambura, kana kutambura nemufaro mukuru, ndinovimba uri kutora izvi. " - Woody Allen, Rudo uye Rufu
"Kushora kazhinji uye kuda zvikuru ... kuti uone kunaka, kuwana zvakanakisisa kune vamwe, kuzvipa iwe pachako ... izvi zvinofanira kunge zvabudirira." - Ralph Waldo Emerson
Kubva Moonstruck naJohan Patrick Shanley:
I.
Rose: Unomuda here, Loretta?
Loretta Castorini: Kwete.
Rose: Zvakanaka. Paunenge uchivada ivo vanokutambudza iwe upenzi nokuti vanoziva kuti vanogona.
II.
Rose: Unomuda here, Loretta?
Loretta Castorini: Aw, ma, ndinomuda.
Rose: O, Mwari, izvi zvakaipa.
"Ndeipi mwoyo yemukadzi inogona kuzvidza goridhe?" - Thomas Grey
"Ndinoda kutyisirwa kana kudiwa here?" Ndinoda kuti vanhu vatye kuti vanondida zvakadini. " - The Office
"Mukadzi wevana 47 akaroora makore makumi maviri nemashanu uye ane vana vatanhatu vanoziva kuti rudo chii chaizvo uye vakambonditsanangurira izvi sezvizvi: 'Rudo ndizvo zvawave uchiita nemumwe munhu.'" - James Thurber
"Mutumbi, unoti, uri pasi pemasimba echisimba.
Asi mweya unotungamirirwa nekubwinya, kwakachena. "- Saul Bellow
"Imba inofadza ndiyo iyo mumwe nomumwe wavo anopa mukana wokuti mumwe wacho ave akarurama, kunyange zvazvo asingatendi." - Don Fraser
"Vakadzi vakaita seni nokuti ini ndinovaita kuseka." Uye chii chinonzi chisina kunaka, kunze kwekuseka kwechiuno? " - Mickey Rooney
"Zuva rakanyanya kuparadzwa ndeyokuti hatina kuseka." - Nicolas Chamfort
"Handisi munhu akachenjera ... asi ndinoziva rudo ." - Forrest Gump
"Iwe haugoni kuziva rudo kana yakakunyorera iwe mumakumbo." - Ropa Rechokwadi
Anonymous Funny Quotes
"Kana uchinge wada mumwe munhu, iwe ungaita chero chinhu panyika kwavari ... kunze kwekuvadazve."
"Rudo rwakafanana nehondo: Zviri nyore kutanga asi zvakaoma kupedza."
"Zvinhu zvitatu hazvigoni kuvanzwa: kukwezva, urombo, uye rudo." - chiYidhimi chirevo
"Ndinonzwa sokuti murume wechisere Zsa Zsa Gabor pausiku hwake hwemuchato: Ndinoziva zvandinofanira kuita ... Ndinongoda kuziva nzira yekuita kuti ifare." - nharo zhinji
"Hapana munhu anonyatsoroorwa kusvikira achinzwisisa mazwi ose mudzimai wake HAAVAKUTI." - hazvizivikanwi
"Murume akwegura anoroora mudzimai wechiduku anova muduku - asi anokura." - vanhu vanotaura
"Hazvishamisi kuti vanhu vashoma vazivana kuti varoore, asi vakaroorana vanofanira kunyatsozivana kuti varambane."
"Kana rudo rupofu, nei chimiro chemasikana chichizivikanwa zvikuru?" - hazvizivikanwi
"Kune marudzi matatu evanhu vasinganzwisisi vakadzi: Vechiduku, vakwegura, uye vari pakati-vakuru." - Anonymous (uye nechikonzero chakanaka)