01 ye11
Kudzidza: Kunakidzwa kweSoro Kunodonha 36% Pamusoro Pemhuri Yese Inowedzera Izvo Zviripo
The Onion Hapana munhu anotora nguva dzezororo dzemhuri zvisiri zvakakosha kupfuura iyo nhau yekushungurudza nzvimbo Onion, ine mazamu anooma-chema nguva dzose anotisiya tichiseka. Kwete kunyange mapaki emarudzi kana Disney World inotora.
Dzvanyai kuitira kuti mhuri imwe neimwe irege kufananidzwa.
COLLEGE PARK, MD-Kuwana migumisiro yakagadzikana pamarudzi ose uye nguva dzezororo, kubva kune maawa akawanda-vhiki cruise kuti pfuurei vhiki dzinopera musasa, mushumo wakabudiswa Muvhuro neYunivhesiti yeMan Maryland wakaratidza kuti kufara kwevanhu nguva yakareba kubva kubasa kana kuchikoro inodonha 36 muzana kune mumwe nomumwe wemhuri yemhuri aripo.
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02 of 11
Disney World Inotanga IWorld Ordeal Kingdom For Family Meltdowns
The Onion BAY LAKE, FL-Touting iyo nzvimbo itsva yakasiyana-siyana yakasiyana-siyana uye inofungidzira, vatumi veWalt Disney World Resort vakazivisa musi weMuvhuro kuvhura kweOrdeal Kingdom, imwe paki yepamusoro inonyanya kugadzirirwa kugadzikana kwemhuri yakazara.
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03 of 11
Amai Vanopedza Zororo Rokufungidzira Kufungidzira Mabasa Ose Edzimba Pedyo Kudivi
The Onion Iyi dateline inobva kuOuter Banks .
NAGS HEAD, NC-Kuita mairi, kubika, kana kuvhara mumhuri yavo yakakodzwa kottage gungwa iri vhiki ino, Catherine Maria Yardley akashanda nguva yakawanda yaaida achiita mabasa ake epamba pese paanenge ari pedo negungwa, zvinyorwa zvakasimbiswa. "Hazvina kunaka here kungoenda kwechinguva uye wozorora nemvura?" Yardley akati sezvaakapukuta pasi pekicheni chekicheni ndokubva atora marara, mabasa aaizoita kazhinji pamakiromita mazana maviri kubva kumahombekombe pane mamita makumi mashanu.
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04 of 11
Vabereki Vanonetseka Vana Vakwegura Zvakaringana Kuyeuka Mhuri Yezororo
The Onion YOUNGSTOWN, HA-Kutya kuti vana vavo vanoona nezvechiitiko ichi vangangodaro varipo navo muupenyu hwavo hwose, vabereki Joel naJeetany Weyandt vakataurira vatori venhau chipiri kuti vanonetseka kuti vana vavo vakwegura zvakakwana kuti vayeuke zvakadzama nezvemhuri yavo ichangopfuura vacation.
Murume nomudzimai vakati mwanakomana wavo, Michael, 6, uye mwanasikana, Nora, 5, vose vakazosvika pazera ravanogona kugadzira uye kuchengetedza zviyeuchidzo zvakasiyana, kugadzirisa zvinetso zvevadzidzi kuti vana vachakwanisa kuyeuka zvakawanda kubva parwendo rwavo kuenda kuHershey, PA, kubva kumhepo inodzvinyirira, kusvika kune dzakawanda dzakawanda vabereki vakataurirana, kune maawa akashanda mumigwagwa yakasiyana-siyana.
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05 of 11
Mhuri Pakatarisana Sezvo Muzororo Wakaenda Nokusina Kuvhiringidza One Fight
The Onion MYRTLE BEACH, SC-Kuwedzera kuwedzerwa kunetseka sezvo rwendo rwavo rwava pedyo nekuguma kwayo, nhengo dzemhuri yeMosshart vakataurira kuvanyori veChishanu vachinzwa vachiwedzera pamucheto vachiziva kuti zororo ravo raenda pasina kuputika kwehondo kamwe pakati pavo.
Maererano nemishumo, Greg naLinda Mosshart, pamwe chete nevana vavo, Olivia naDanny, vakagovera hotera duku muMyrtle Beach kwevanenge vhiki imwe uye vava kunyanya kuoma zuva rimwe nerimwe rinopfuura. Vane nhengo dzemhuri dzedzinza dzakadya kudya kwadzo pamwe chete, dzichiita mabasa ose anoita zvekuzorodha, uye dzakapedza nguva inenge imwe nguva yakashamwaridzana mumumwe wevamwe, imwe mamiriro avo mumwe nomumwe akazvimiririra ainge aita kuti kuwedzera kuwedzere kudzvinyirira uye kukurira, asi ndeupi , vakadaro, vakanga vasati vava kuda kupesana.
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06 of 11
Mazano eOpii ekufamba nevana vaduku
The Onion Mhedzisiro yezororo inogona kuva nguva yekubatana nekuvaka zviyeuchidzo zvekusingaperi, asi apo vana vaduku vanobatanidzwa, kufamba kunogonawo kunetseka kuronga nekuita. Heano mazano eOnion ekufamba nevana:
- Vana vako vanofanirwa kuziva zvavanofanira kutarisira pavanenge vatiza, saka gara pasi navo vasati vafamba rwendo uye muve nehurukuro dzisingatauri pamusoro pe 9/11, mushure maro, uye zvinokonzerwa nekuchengeteka kwekuchengetedza ndege.
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07 pa11
Mhuri Inopedza Kuchengetedza Kwevhiki Kuparadza kunze
The Onion ATLANTA-Achinzwa avandudzirwa mushure memazuva matatu ekudzika musasa muOconee National Forest yeGeorgia, nhengo dzemhuri ye Prendergast dzakasimbisa Muvhuro kuti vakanga vapedza vhiki yekuzorodza vachiparadza kunze kukuru. "Zvakanaka nguva dzose nguva dzose uye kutiza kubva muguta, kubuda panze, uye kutora nguva kuti uite zvakashata," akadaro baba veDhani Prendergast, 49, vachitaura kuti chinhu chikuru chekufamba rwendo rwaiva mangwanani apo mhuri yake aikwanisa kudonha mabhodhoro avo ejisi, granola bar wrappers, uye Ziploc sandwich bags pamusangano weBurgess Mountain uye pamhenderekedzo yeRwizi Ocmulgee.
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08 ye11
Kuramba Mu Facade Visible pa Third Day Vacationing Nemhuri yeMhuri
The Onion LAKE WINNIPESAUKEE, NH-Sezvaakapinda zuva rechitatu achienda kunogara nemhuri yemudiwa uye waaidzidza naye Jessica Matthieson, Kayla Phelps ane makore 15 akataurira kuvanyori venhau kuti zvipuka zvakatanga kubuda muchitsiko chekubatana kwemaMatthiesons inofungidzirwa.
... "Ndaiwanzofunga kuti baba vake vakanga vakanaka, asi iye zvino ndava kutanga kushamisika kana zvichida majee ake anongoreva. Anonyengedza amai vaJessica, uye anenge asingambocheki naye. Paanoita, ndinonyatsoziva kuti ari kuzviita. "
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09 of 11
Murume Anonyanya Kushamwaridzana Kwose Kwose Kwokuzorodza Kubva Pakupedzisira kweZororo
The Onion ELKHART, IN-Kutaura kunyange nguva shomanana yekushamwaridzana kuverengwa, murume wekunze Brian Rabe akaudza vatori venhau Svondo kuti iye ari kuedza kuvhara dhese rekupedzisira rekuzorora kubva pazuva rimwe rakasara panguva yake kubva kubasa ... "Ndakatotanga iko kukanganisa kwokuvhura email yebasa, uye handigone kuvharwa sezvakaita zvakare. Ndiri kuverenga bhuku-zviri nani zvakadaro, reverenge kunze kuitira kuti handifaniri kuita basa rakasiyana kuti ndiwane zuva-zvino enda kumitambo yemavhidhiyo. "
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10 pa11
Kuronga Mhuri Yezororo
The Onion Zhizha rinongopoteredza kona, uye izvi zvinoreva chinhu chimwe: mazororo emhuri. Heano mamwe mazano ekuita kuti vana vako vekurwendo hutsva kubudirire:
- Mazororo anogona kudzidzisa, uyewo kunakidza. Shandisa mikana yekudzidzisa apo pane nzvimbo dzakadai seGettysburg Go-Kart & Waterpark uye Wounded Knee Outlet Mall.
- Kana iwe uine vechidiki vechidiki, rwendo rwokuenda kuMabvazuva East rinogona kubhadhara nyore nyore.
- Enda kune imwe sangano rekufambisa kwekune imwe nzvimbo uye uchitakure pamabhurocha eCaribbean-cruise. Tora mabhurocha aya pedyo zvikuru nechiso chenyu nokuda kwekuvhara-pa-bhajeti.
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11 pa11
Nook Zvose Zvinogadziriswa Mumotokari Yakasvibiswa Nechira Nenguva Yechipiri Yokufamba
The Onion Iwe unogona kurondedzera here?
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