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Sezvo mudzimai wangu akabhadhara steroid iyi, kutora, Adonis, achitarisa mwana kuti andipe chikamu chepamberi sechikamu chemuedzo wangu wekugadzirisa kubheta uye kuzivisa vakadzi pazvivaraidzo muLas Vegas, ini ndakapotsa ndakarashika mudumbu rangu. Uyu mukomana akada kurasikirwa nezvinhu zvishoma kubva pa spandex thong wake sezvaaidhani masendimita kubva mumhino dzangu.
Izvi zvose zvakatanga kusina mhaka zvakakwana nebheji mudzimai wangu akanga aita pamusoro pemapato ebhehelorette ari chinhu chikuru chinotevera muLas Vegas. Chaizvoizvo, aifunga kuti kune vakadzi vazhinji vanofara usiku hwekupedzisira kunze kwevarume mazuva ano. Mutsara wake chaiwo waiti, "Vakadzi vanopfeka shangu mumhuri dzakawanda mumazuva ano saka vakasunungurwa kusvika pakutsvaga varaidzo yevanhu vakuru. Hongu, ivo chaizvoizvo vanoda kubuda vana uye varume vari kumba kumba kweusiku wemusikana kufara. "
Ndakabvuma kuti vakadzi vanoda kunakidzwa , asi pfungwa yokuti nekuda kwekuti ini ndakagara pamba zuva nezuva handina kupfeka bhani, zvakanaka, handifungi kudaro. Akasimudzira kuti awane mamwe madzimai ane zvikwata zvebhehelorette muLas Vegas kupfuura varume uye kuti ndinofanira kufungisisa zvimwe zvezvivaraidzo zvevakadzi.
Kuti aite nyaya iyi yakareba yepakutanga uye shoma, aive akarurama. Mhuka dzechirume dzakandiburutsa sezvo aikwanisa kuwana mapoka gumi nemashanu evakadzi mumutambo wenyika, ini ndaigona kungoita mushure machechi matanhatu.
Vakadzi vakanga vatora Las Vegas saka ndakabvuma kuisa pfungwa pamusoro pevakadzi nevanoda uye ndaifanira kubvumirana neusiku muguta nemudzimai wangu neshamwari dzake shomanana.
Saka usiku hwakatanga neni kuti ndigare pasi nechitarisiko nevarume veAustralia uye "Thunder kubva Downunder", ku Excalibur.
Ichi chaive chikamu chekubhadhara sezvo ndainge ndatsanangura kuti ndakanga ndagara nemushandi kubva kuOlympic Gardens yakaitika kuvaAustralia. Ndakatsanangura kuti sechikamu chekutsvakurudza kwandaiita kuti ndiite hurukuro nevakadzi vegentlemen's clubs. Panguva yaaiita seasingafungi, asi ndisina chokwadi, ndakanga ndisinganzwisisi kudiwa kwekunzwa munhu aifara achizeverera munzeve yangu, "Iwe uri bundu rakanaka."
Akarida sezvaiita shamwari dzake.
Lucky kwandiri haana kumumhanyira kune tafura yedu, asi ndinogona kuona kuti nei Australian akanaka muOlympic Gardens akasiya nyika yekwake, ava varume vanotora zvinyoro zvekudya kwangu. Zvechokwadi, ndiani anoveura vhudzi ravo saizvozvo?
Sezvo kuratidzwa ikoko kwakaguma isu takanga tisina nguva yekutaurirana kumagumo kusvikira manheru sezvo taikurumidzira kuenda kuhurukuro yedu inotevera, "Men: the Show". Pakutanga ndaifunga kuti takanga tava kuenda kune shanduro yeComedy Centrals "The Man Show", asi zvinosuruvarisa kuti yakanga isina nzvimbo pedyo neyoyo. Kwete musikana mumwe chete pa trampolines munzvimbo iyi. Ndinotenda doro rakanga risipo. Kubva pane zvandakaudzwa, Apple martinis dzakanga dzakanaka. Ndakaedza kuzvishambidza mumamiriro ekudhakwa izvo zvakapiwa neshamwari yangu Johnny Walker.
Ndinofanira kuratidza kuti vakadzi nekutaura zvikara zvinoshamisa zvinonakidza. Vakadzi vane mazamu uye kuenzanisa kwehutano hwakanaka. Varume, zvakanaka, hatisi kureva kuratidzwa nekuratidzwa. Nhengo yevarume haina kunaka; zviri pachena, ndingadai ndaita kuti magetsi apfuure pasi pandinogeza. Vakomana, tine zvakawanda zvokupa mukati memwoyo nepfungwa.
Ndine chokwadi kuti vazhinji vakadzi vanotenderana nazvo.
Sezvatakabva panoratidzwa muRivira vasikana vakaedza kuti tione "vaChippendales" vatambi muRio asi vakanga vatotanga kuratidzwa kwavo kwekupedzisira.
Izvo zvinonyadzisa, kana zvakadaro ndakafunga.
Ndinofanira kucherechedza, kuti kana iwe ukabuda mukamuri rakazara nevakadzi vachitarisa varume vasina kupfeka uye iwe unozviwana uri mushure mokutakura kwemakineine nevashanu vevakadzi ava zvinhu zvinonakidza chaizvo. Hapana chakasviba kana chinhu kunze kwevasikana ava vakanga vakagadzirira kuenda kumba uye vanoita kuti varume vavo vafare. Ndakatanga kufungisisa fuma yangu yakanaka. Apo Limo yakamira, ndakakwira kuti ndione kuti vasikana vakanga vawana zvakakwana uye vakanditora kuenda ku "Olympic Gardens" sechipo chekuyananisa.
Ini ndichabvuma kuti ndakapedza nguva yakawanda ndichiputira whisky usiku huno, asi izvo zvandisingazvinzwisisi ndezvokuti ndakakanganwa kuti pasi repiri rebhuki iri raidiwa rinopa hune varume vose revue.
Saka ndakaguma ndine hosha yesirivha, kumirira, spandex, silver thong, kutambanudzira kubatisisa kwayo kubhadhara kurama rangu sezvinoita chinchilla akatarisa kuti adye. Handikwanisa kunge ndisinganyanyiswi.
Kana vari madzimai, vaifara kunditarisa zvishoma asi ivo vakazobvuma kuti ivo vanga vasingadi kutamba varume vose kuti vave nenguva yakanaka.
Mudzimai wangu akambomira manheru kunze kwekuti mumwe wevarume vevakomana vauye ndokugara pamakumbo angu uye edza kutsvaga kwake kweAustralia "" Goodday, mukomana? "Yakanga iri mutsara wakaipa uye muviri wake wakanga uine sweaty zvikuru kwandiri khakis.
Saka, kana iwe uchizviwana uchifamba-famba keseti uye iwe ukaona boka revakadzi vachipemberera kuwa kweimwe hanzvadzi kumitambo yemukati mutsvene, zivai kuti vakadzi mazuva ano vanopfeka shangu, uye vanofanirwa kubuda uye kuve nechinguva chiduku yekunakidza, chero bedzi ivo vasingaiti kuti iwe upfeke zviduku, sirivha, thong underwear usiku hunotevera.