Hauna Cow, Munhu. Ride Simpsons Ride.

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Nechiratidzo chayo chinokurumidza-moto, chinotaridzika (cartoon) chisimba, uye muganhu-kushevedza kunakidza, The Simpsons dzakanaka zvakakwana pamunonzwika, mu-chiso chako, isu-rudo-to-blow-stuff-up Universal Studios parks . Iyo Simpsons Ride inopa vatenzi mukana wekuenda naBart, Homer, uye imwe yose yemhuri yakaratidzwa sezvavanosangana neKrustyland, paki yepamusoro iyo yakavakwa pane yakaderera neKrusty the Clown.

Ichokwadi, dambudziko rinosangana.

Uye, sezvo iyi ndiyo Simpsons, hilarity inosvikawo zvakare.

Ungadai Wakakwanisa Kutakura Simpsons Ride?

Sokunyora simulator, The Simpsons Ride inonanidza chiito chevatori varo vasere uye vane mavara emhuka. Kunyangwe zvionekwe zvinosanganisira kusununguka-kuwira kubva kumhepo yakakwirira uye pakati pemhepo inoputika, motokari dzisingatombofambi kupfuura masendimita mashoma mune chero nzira.

Kana iwe uchikwanisa kubata Star Tours kumapaki eDisney, uchakwanisa kubata The Simpsons. Kana iwe uchida kuona kuti chinangwa chekufambisa simulator ndechei nezvimwe zvinokonzerwa ne toned-down, edza Universal's Despicable Me Minion yeMehemende kukwira kutanga.

Pirate Rip-Yakabva

Kukoshesa kunogara mukati mejasi reKrustyland rakagadziriswa, rine retro yokuputira magetsi, mavara-mavara, uye musoro mukuru weKrusty the Clown. Vashanyi vanopinda mukutasva nekufamba nerurimi rwe "ruvara rutsvuku" raKrusty uye mumuromo make.

Chikwangwani Simpsons kuseka kunzvimbo dzose. Pamberi pekunakirwa kunoitwa kufanana nepaki yekunakidza pakati pemitambo yemitambo yakadai sa Ring Ring.

"KUDZIDZA ZVINHU, ZVINHU ZVINOKUDZIDZA-HAKUSINGANIKWA!" inodanidzira chiratidzo pahotera. Munharaunda yose (uye mitsara yeThe Simpsons Ride inogona kuwana nguva yakareba), pane giant video vhidhiyo iri kutamba maminitsi makumi matatu eminota inosanganisira itsva Krustyland footage interspersed ne zvinyorwa kubva paPasti-centric Simpsons kuratidzwa mifananidzo.

Sevashanyi vanofuratira mumutsara wekato, kune zvakawanda zvekunyangadza kuve nazvo. Semuenzaniso, chimwe chiitiko chinoratidzira mapurisa kubva kumativi ose enyika achiimba, aLa Disney "Ndiyo Nyika Yakaderera," iyo inofadza mwoyo ye "A Duff yako, A Duff for me ..." kubva "Selma's Choice" episode. Disney, Gungwa, uye dzimwe nzvimbo dzepaki dzinotungidzirwa mumugwagwa uye pari payo. VaPirates of the Caribbean vaizozunza matanda avo kana vakabata zviratidzo zveKaptain Dinosaur's Pirate Rip-Off.

It's Thrilltacular

Panzvimbo mbiri dzepasi rose, The Simpsons Ride inowanikwa muzvivakwa zvakafanana izvo zvaiwanzogadzirisa Dzokera kune Zuva rakanaka. Sezvo nekutenderera kwakadaro kwekufamba kwemasimirator, vatasvi vanofamba nenzira ye labyrinthine corridors uye kusvika kune imwe yezvikamu zvakawanda kune rumwe rutivi rwechivakwa. Vasati vaenda, vanobatwa munzvimbo inotangira nzvimbo inozadzwa necheka-kunze-huru Simpsons zviratidzo zvinosanganisira Apu uye Groundskeeper Willy.

Vhidhiyo inofadza inotanga danho sezvo vashanyi vakasarudzwa kuti vabatane nemhuri yeSimpson kuti vatange kukwira muKrusty's Thrilltacular, Upsy-Downsy, Teen-Operated Roller Coaster. Zvisinei, kutsiva Sideshow Bob (izwi reK Kelsey Grammer) rinoratidzirwa richivhara mumumvuri wokuputsa paki itsva.

Mapoka evatasere vasere vanosungirirwa kumakamuri evanotakura kune mumwe munhu paanotarira (literally) gut-busting, pre-ride yehuteyo video ine Ichy uye Scratchy. Panzvimbo Yekudzokera Kumangwana DeLorean nguva yemichina, vashanyi iye zvino vanotakura motokari yakawanda yemotokari yemotokari. Pakutanga kwekutasva, motokari dzinomira mamita gumi kumusoro uye dzinobatanidza phalanx yemamwe motokari pamberi pechifukidziro chakavharidzirwa, chinomirira masendimiti 80 Omnimax.

Kusiyana neDzokera kuRamato's filmed footage, iyo yakashandisa zviduku zvitsvene nezvimwe zvekare zvekuchikoro zveHollywood kuti zvigadzire mamiriro ayo ekuchinja-nguva, The Simpsons Ride inoshandisa mifananidzo yakagadzirwa nemakombiyuta.

Izvi zvine zvinyorwa zvayo uye minuses. Pamusoro pezvakanaka, mutsara unotarisa wakajeka. (Kunyange zvazvo ichienzaniswa ne-ultra-crisp, yakajeka, yakanyanya-tsanangudzo yezvinyorwa zvezvitsva zvitsva zvakadai seDespicable Me Minion Mayhem, iyo mifananidzo inotarisa zvishoma nezvishoma uye rima.) Chimiro chekuenzanisa simulator, sezvo motokari dzinofamba dzichienderana nekuita chinyorwa, chiri kunyatsogutsa. Kutanga kusvitsa kwepamusoro-soro kunokwidza kukwira, somuenzaniso, zvakaitwa zvakanaka.

CG Sei?

Asi, kune chimwe chinhu chinovhiringidza pamusoro pekuona yedu yekare yemasikirwo eTV akabudiswa muCGI. Kunyoreswa mifananidzo chikamu chebasa reSimpsons. Zvinonzwika seSimpsons (yepakutanga yakakonzera inopa mazwi ose), asi haisi kutaridzika seSimpsons kana kuti inowanzoita mvura. Icho chinoparadza zvishoma kubva pamba yekufamba.

Kunyange zvakadaro, mufomu chaiyo yeMaspons, kune dzimwe mitsetse dzinonakidza. Mukutarisana nekuparadzwa kunosvika, somuenzaniso, Homer anosimbisa mhuri yake kuti "nzvimbo dzepaki dzinenge dzisingagoni kukuuraya chero bedzi pane dime yakasara muhomwe yako." Kunze kweCGI zvisstep, The Simpsons Ride iri kuwirirana neMusiki Matt Groening's (kuverenga: warped) Simpsons senzwi.

Vafambi vekuratidzwa-uye kune mauto avo-vanoda kuda kutakura navo. Uyezve vamwe vanowanzofa vanogona kunge vachida kukwezva zvakare. Muzvimwe zviitiko, munhu wose anobvumirana kuti kukokwe kunonyanya kunakidza kupfuura Captain Dinosaur's Pirate Rip-Off.