Iriya yemotokari yeIrish? Oo, ingori zita rinonakidza kwauri, handizvo here?
I Irish Car Bhombo chiratidzo cheidiocy, chero nzira yaunoona nayo. Iko kunwa kunodiwa kwevakomana vakoma muU.SA, zvinoratidzika. Uye mabhazi emotokari akanga ari (Ndiri kushandisa nguva yakapfuura nekusasa kwekutarisira pano) chokwadi cheropa kune vanhu vezera rose muIreland. Pakati pezvinhu zvakanakisisa zvandakamboona (kunze kwevamwe mavhidhiyo akaitirwa kumba paIndaneti, ndiko) ... yaiva iyo nguva apo boka rinotyisa revaAmerica vemuAmerica rakapinda muIrish pub , rakananga kusvika kuvharo neine yevakakunda, ndokuraira mazita mazhinji "Irish Car Bombs".
Bharmaid akatarisa akarasika. Chokutanga, nokuti hapana munhu muIreland anoziva kunwa kunonzi "Irish Car Bomb". Uye zvino nokuti ... zvakanaka, mabhoti emotokari muIreland haafaniri kutora mushure mechinguva, vanowanzokupedzisa kubva mukati memutsara wechipiri. "Feckin 'eejits," Ndakataurira mamwe mazwi akasarudzwa pasi pomweya wangu, kwete pasi zvakakwana zvokuti ndisatora maziso mashomanana kubva kuhama dzehama. Zvadaro mutungamiriri, paakaona boka racho kubva pakusvika pakuronga, akasimuka ndokuvaudza kuti, "Hatisi kushumira izvozvo pano ... uye ndinofunga kuti iwe wakanga wakakwana zvakakwana!" Saka vakabva, vakanetseka zvikuru. Uye ndakanga ndisingakwanisi kubatsira asi kufunga kuti munzvimbo dzakawanda nzvimbo yavo yakangodaro yakakonzera zvakarurama, pasina chando, muzviso zvavo ...
Chii chiri "Irish Car Bomb"?
Icho chinhu cheAmerican America ... uye inoparadza zvakakwana zvitatu zvakanaka zvinwiwa. Yakarondedzerwa sangano seAmerican cocktail (ini ndaigara ndiine cocktails pasi sezvimwe zvinonatswa zvinonwiwa, asi ndizvo zvangu ini), "Irish Car Bomb" inonyatsoreva "kuputika bhomba", sebhoilermaker.
Iwe unotora girazi reIrish rakasimba (kwete kwete, asi kazhinji Guinness), zvishoma kudarika hafu yakazara. Zvadaro iwe unofamba chiyero cheIrish chinonzi whiskey chiri pamusoro peimwe chimiro cheIrish Cream mujira redu. Kuti apedzise "cocktail", girazi rinoputika rinobva radonha ("bhomba") mukati mutsinye. Izvo zvinogona kunge zvakashata mukati mazvo.
Asi pano zvinonakidza zvinongotanga, nokuti kamwechete kusimba, whiskey nekisikanganiswa, iyo yose inogadziriswa ichapedza (izvo zvisingaiti, hazvisi kuderedza kana kugadzirisa kunakirwa, asi zvinogona kukanganisa iwe manzwi mune dzimwe nzira). Saka chinangwa chose che "Irish Car Bomb" ndechekudzikisa pasi nekukurumidza sezvinobvira. Izvo zvinoita kuti zvizivikanwe zvikuru nevanhu vasinganyatsodi kuti vanonwa chii, asi vanoda kubudisa zvakakura kubva pakunwa kwavo, uye kunwa doro munguva yekugadzirisa nguva.
Uye nepo kunwa kwakanyatsozivikanwa muUnited States, zvinenge zvisingazivikanwi muIreland, uye dzimwe shanduro dzemuChirungu dzinoedza kuitaura dzakagamuchira zvichemo. Fungidzira nei ...
Chii chinonzi Irish Car Bomb chaizvoizvo ...
Fungidzira kuva kunze uye pamusoro pekuenda kunotenga, apo "chekuchengeteka" ichiziviswa uye iwe unofudzwa uchipfuura motokari tsvuku. Icho chinoputika apo iwe uchiri pedyo nayo. Kunzwa kwako kwaenda, kubhururuka girazi kwakacheka musana wako, iwe wakakandirwa pachiramu uye kubhurwa kuti uzviratidze. Asi izvi handizvo zvaunonyanya kufunga nezvazvo ikozvino. Iwe uri kutsvaga mwana wako, izvo zvakangoerekana zvatsika pamwe chete newe. Iwe haugoni kumuwana iye. Zuva rakatevera iwe unokurudzirwa kuti uone zvimwe zvakasara zvirimwa, mitezo yakabvarurwa, mu morgue ...
iwe wakawana mwana wako.
Funga Omagh 1998, apo bhomba yemotokari yakamira mumugwagwa mukuru mumigwagwa yeguta racho nedzimwe "Dissident Republicans" dzakarova vanhu vanopfuura gumi nevaviri - vakadzi, varume, vana, vaperesi, British, Irish, Spanish. Kana funga Dublin neMonaghan muna 1974, apo mabhiriyoni emotokari akabatanidzwa neLoyalists akauraya vanhu 33 (34 kana iwe uchiverenga mwana asati aberekwa) - iyo yakanyanya kufa rufu rwezuva rimwe panguva ye "Troubles". Kune vamwe vashanyi vekuAmerica inogona kubatsirawo kufunga pamusoro peAmerica Oklahoma muna 1995, apo vanhu 168 vakaurayiwa-zvichida mumwe munhu anofanira kutanga "Timoti McVeigh Cocktail"?
Iri Ireland yakave nemabhogi emotokari uye mamwe maIED ("mafambiro akafuridzirwa"), kuchamhembe uye kumaodzanyemba kwemuganhu, wakasimwa nemativi ose ezvematongerwe enyika-echitendero, pamwe nekufa kwechirwere ichi chiri kutyisidzira kukwira nekuda kwevamwe vanonyengedzwa " rusununguko vanorwisana "vachiedza kuita pfungwa yavo nekudyara imwe chiremera chisina simba nekuziva kwakakwana kwekutengesa" dambudziko rekukuvara ".
Uye nei mumwe munhu angafunga kuti iri ndiro zita rakanaka rekudya? Uye kukumbira iyo mune imwe nyika yakaona vanhu vakawanda vakaurawa nemabhosi chaiwo eIrish?
Mirai uye Fungai!
Saka, mutashanyi anofamba achipinda muTel Aviv bar uye anokumbira "Hamas Kuuraya Bhomba" ... Ndine chokwadi kuti mamwe mazita ezita iri anonyanya kukunda "cocktail" pane imwe nzvimbo. Unogona here kuona izvi zvichidzika zvakanaka nevashandi? Kufunga iwe, kuedza kutsanangura kungangodaro nguva pfupi mushure mekuchengetedzwa kwave kwakatarisana nekushungurudzwa kunoonekwa munyaya iyi.
Kana fungidzira iwe unorayira mahababs akaputika muresitorendi yeMiddle East, maviri skewers anopisa akabatanidzwa mumusango wehuni. Uye murume ane ushamwari anoshumira aya asingatauri anotaura kuti iyi ndiyo "9/11 Special" ...
Shandura nyaya zuva rega roga uye iwe unofanirwa kunzwa nezvebhomba remotokari kuenda pane imwe nzvimbo, kuuraya mazana. Uye zvino unoenda kunze uye unoronga "Irish Car Bomb"? Zvose zvinonakidza, handizvo here? Kwete, hazvisi. Uye hazvisi kungwara kana.
Uye, zvose mune zvose, iyo inoparadza zvinwiwa zvakanaka ...
Gara wakaisvonaka whiskey yeIrish , yakanaka, kwete yechando, inoteverwa newaini chaser - inofadza zvikuru, ichikupai nguva yekufara zvakare. Uye kwete kukuita iwe sekutaridzika semafungiro asinganzwisisiki kana uchiraira.