Zvinhu Zvose Zvokunze Kumhepo Yakadzika Inoziva ...
Kune zvimwe zvinhu izvo veMhepo chete vanoziva kana kuti vanoonga pamusoro peSouth. Vanhu vanoenda kumaodzanyemba vanogona kuedza kunzwisisa, asi kazhinji, havazivi kunyange CHII chavasinganzwisisi. Zvimwe zve "jokes" zvinopoteredza uye zvakakomberedza internet uye kumashure nekubuda kuburikidza ne email. Handizivi WHO akanyora izvi ... asi ini ndinoziva kuti inofanira kunge iri yechokwadi, yeChamhembe chechokwadi:
- I LOVE Being Southern ...
- Kunze kwekune dzimwe nyika unoziva kusiyana pakati pechibvumirano chake uye kufanana kwakakwana, uye kuti hauna "KUVA" navo, iwe "PITCH" ivo.
- Kunze kwekune dzimwe nyika unoziva kuti hove dzakawanda, magirasi, mapiraji, mazai, nyemba, nezvimwewo, zvinoumba "mhepo."
- Kunze kwekune dzimwe nyika kunogona kukuratidza kana kukuratidza iwe shanduro yakawanda ye "yonder."
- Ndiwo woMuAfrica chete anonyatsoziva kuti "zvakananga" kwenguva yakareba sei - se: "Enda kuguta, dzoka zvakare."
- Kunyange vana vekumaodzanyemba vanoziva kuti "Gimme imwe shuga" haisi chikumbiro chemucheka mutsvuku, wegranular unogara mugomba rakanaka mukati mefurafura.
- Vose veMhepo vanoziva nguva iyo "uye ne" iri. Vanogona kushandisa izwi, asi vanoziva pfungwa yacho zvakanaka.
- Munhu wekuMhepo chete ndiye anoziva zvisizvo kuti chiito chakanaka chekunyaradza kune muvakidzani ane dambudziko ndiro ndiro yehuni inopisa yakakangwa uye ndiro huru yehuta yehuta. Kana dambudziko remuvakidzani riri dambudziko rechokwadi, vanozivawo kuwedzera hombe yakakura puddin!
- Vanhu vekuMhepo chete vanokura vachiziva kusiyana pakati pe "pedo pedyo" uye "chikamu chakanaka." Ivo vanozivawo kuti "pasi payo mumugwagwa" inogona kuva 1 maira kana makumi maviri.
- Kunongova Kumhepo, vose vanoziva uye vanonzwisisa, musiyano pakati pe redneck, mukomana akanaka, uye po 'white trash.
- Hakuna weMweya wechokwadi angazombofungidzira kuti motokari yacho inopenya chiratidzo chekutsvaga inenge ichizoita kutendeuka.
- Mumwe Mhepo anoziva kuti "fixin" inogona kushandiswa sezita, chiito, kana chirevo.
- Vasi veMhepo chete vanoita shamwari pavanomira mumitsara. Hatiiti "mapoka," tinoita "mitsara"; uye patinenge tiri "mumutsara," tinotaura kune vose!
- Isa VaMweya 100 muimba uye hafu yavo vanoona kuti vakabatana, kunyange kana chete newanano.
- Vanhu vemuAfrica havarevi munhu mumwechete se "ya'll."
- Vanhu vemuAfrica vanoziva zvikwereti zvinobva kunezviyo uye kuti vanozvidya sei.
- Munhu wese wekumaodzanyemba anoziva tomato nemazai, bhakoni, grits, uye kofi zvakanakisisa zvakakwana; iyo tsvuku tsvuku ndeyekudya kwekudya kwemanheru; uye iyo yakabikwa tema tomate haisi zvokudya zvekudya kwekudya kwekudya.
- Apo iwe unonzwa mumwe munhu achiti, "Zvakanaka, ndakazvibata ndakatarisa", "munoziva kuti uri pamberi peMhepo yakadzika!
- Vanhu vechokwadi vemuAfrica vanoti "tea inotapira" uye "mukaka wakanaka." Ikoti inonaka inoratidza kudikanwa kwehuga uye yakawanda yaro --- hatidi tei yedu isina unhu. "Mukaka wakaisvonaka" zvinoreva kuti haunoda buttermilk.
- Uye mumwe weChamhembe wekudenga anoziva kuti hauri kuchema kusvibiswa kwevakadzi vashoma vakura vanodha 30 MPH panzira. Iwe unoti, "Ropafadza mwoyo wake" uye enda iwe pachako.
- Kune avo vangave muchiri kunyara kunyadziswa neMweya wenyu Wekudenga: Tora rumutsiriro rwetende mbiri uye chirwere chesausage gravy uye mundiidze ini mangwanani. Ropafadza mwoyo wako!
- Uye kune avo vese vane nhamo yakaoma kunzwisisa zvinhu zvose izvi zvekuMabvazuva, ropafadzai mwoyo yenyu, ndinonzwa kuti ivo vakarin 'kuva nekirasi yeSouthness semutauro wechipiri!
- Uye kune avo vasiri vekumaodzanyemba asi vakagara pano kwemazuva mazhinji, ya'll vanoda chiratidzo kuti vaturike pa''lls pamberi peberere iyo inoti "Ini ndiri kubva kuSouth asi ndakauya pano nekukurumidza sezvandingaita. "
- Ropafadzai mwoyo yenyu, ye'll mune zuva rakakomborerwa.
~ Anonymous
Zvimwe Huntsville Zvinyorwa