Iwe Usati Uwane Stuck Apa
Dateline: April 1
Dhipatimendi reMaricopa County Fire and Rescue Department rakabudisa nyevero kune vagari uye vashanyi kune imwe nzvimbo yakakura yePenieni. Sekudzidza zvakawanda zviitiko zvisati zvataurwa pamusoro pemakore mashoma apfuura, zvakasarudzwa kuti kana kutsetseka muMupata weSuva kuchidarika madigiri 110, hazvisi zvisizvo kuti vanhu vazviwanire vakasungirirwa pasi apo mabheketi-akaiswa shangu ivo vakapfeka kunyanya kunyauka mukati measphalt.
Mhemberero dziri mubvunzo dzinosanganisira shangu dzose dzemitambo, shangu, uye flip flops. IA Arizona Attorney General yakabudisa mutemo unoda kuti vashandi vezvipfeko vose vaise nyevero inotevera pamusoro peshangu dzinoshandisa shangu, shangu dzomumatare, flip flops, shangu, uye dzimwe dzose shangu dzakagadzirwa neRubber dzinotengeswa muArizona:
IAAA Attorney General yakaronga kuti kupfeka shangu dzerubha-rakagadzirirwa mukati mezhizha muArizona Desert zvinogona kuita kuti vanhu vave pedyo nekunamatira zvakasimba pasi.
Ndakabvunzurudza mumwe murume pamusoro pechishamiso ichi. Stanley ishanyi kubva ku Wyoming.
Phoenix Expert: Saka, tiudze zvakaitika.
Stanley: Yaiva nguva yokutanga yatakambogara muFenix. Takanga tiri munzvimbo yekupaka panzvimbo yekutengesa. Ndakazarura trunk uye ndaive nekugadzirisa zvinhu ipapo. Yaiva 120 degrees panguva iyoyo. Ndakavhara trunk ndikaedza kutama. Ndakanga ndakanamatira. Ndizvo chaizvo, zvisikwa zvehombodo dzangu zvakasanganiswa nea asphalt yepaki yekupaka.
Phoenix Expert: Uye zvino chii chakaitika?
Stanley: Mudzimai wangu akawana chikwata chekushandisa uye akachera bharaki kubva padanda, asi pasinei nekuedza kwake kwakanakisisa, aisagona kusunungura shangu dzangu. Akadana 911.
Phoenix Expert: Uye zvino chii chakaitika?
Stanley: Vachipatara vakazondisunungura neSET yavo (Shoe Extraction Tool). Iko inotanga kupfeka shangu uye kuparadzanisa kuputika kweyerojeni yakasvibirira kuisa mahara.
Zvadaro vanoshandisa ichi chidimbu chechidimbu chinotarisa chinotarisa chimwe chinhu se spatula nematairi akabatanidzwa kune bhokisi rakasviba. Chero zvakadaro, mumaminitsi gumi, vakandiwana FREE uye vachifamba zvakare. Yaiva foni yakaderera, ini ndichakuudza izvozvo.
Phoenix Expert: Uye zvino chii chakaitika?
Stanley: Vachipatara vakatipa kabhuku kainzi "Iwe Usatora Stuck Here." Chinhu chaunofanira kuyeuka ndechokuti urambe uchifamba. Kuramira munzvimbo imwe kunokonzera shangu dzako kuti dziswededzwe kusvika pakatenderera. Enda kune ipi zvayo yekupaka mumoto wezuva iri muzhizha uye iwe unowanzoona vanhu vanoverengeka vakaramba vachimiririra varapi vakwegura. Vakandiudza kuti vaiva nezvimwe zvikamu zviviri zvekuita pane imwe nzvimbo yekutengesa.
Kana iwe uine hanya newe kana mhuri yako inotambura nemigumisiro yejira yejira yejira shangu, inotora shangu dzese bowling, shangu moccasins, kana shangu dzisina kudhura.
Kunyange zvazvo akanga asina kugadzirira kupa chero mazano pamusoro pekuuya kwemwaka wezhizha, Attorney General ari kutarisa nezvengozi dzekupfeka rubber kushambira. Tinogona kutarisira mharidzo iyoyo pfupi.
Happy April Fool Zuva!
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Uyu ihokwe yeApril Fool's Day. Zvechokwadi zvipfeko hazvisviki mumugwagwa apo vanhu vakamira, kunyange iyi ichi chimwe chezvinyorwa, kana nhoroondo dzomuguta, dzandakanzwa pamusoro pekupisa kwedu Phoenix munguva yechando.
Hongu, kune mamwe mazuva akanaka anopisa muzhizha. Vamwe vanhu havakwanisi kuwana dambudziko, uye vamwe vanhu vanofarira nzvimbo dzakadonhodza. Pano ndipo paunogona kudzidza chokwadi pamusoro peFenix weather.
Chirongwa chinokosha kuna Randy Stanard, Phoenix Forum nhengo, uyo akapa mharidzo uye mhinduro dzehurukuro dzechikamu chino. Iko kuseka, vanhu! Asi ndinofunga kuti mibvunzo yangu yekubvunzurudza yaiva riveting ....