A Little Airline Humor
Majee eSouthwest Airline anowanikwa pose pose paInternet. Uye, kana tisina kutokwana, vashandi vanoenda kunofamba vanoita sevanoita vatsva nguva imwe neimwe pandinoenda kuSouthwest ndege. Zvizhinji zvemasayiti ane zvakawanda zvemhepo inofara, saka torai kune nzvimbo dzavo uye rambai muchiseka.
50 Nzira Dzokusiya Mudiwa Wako
Kubva kuSouth Southwest worker: "Pangava nemakumi mashanu ekusiya mudiwa wako, asi kune nzira 4 chete dzinobva kune imwe ndege ..." Kubva: ACTC & N Air Cargo Tracking
Mavhidhiyo eSouthwest Hokey Pokey
Uye, ipapo pane rwiyo rwechikwata squirrel.
Mamwe mavhidhiyo eSouthwest Humor:
- Rapping Flight Mushandi wekuLaiddia Kuvhura
- Flight Announcement Rap
Simuka Upenyu Kurwisa kuMadokero Kumadokero
Ndakaona nyaya yacho, "Iwe Uri Mudikanwi?" uye akaziva kuti mushandi wekufamba ndege haasi kungova kunze kwekombe asi angave ari chikamu chemaitiro chaiwo emisidhiso. Melanie Caplan, USA Munyori wevhiki yekupedzisira, anotaura nezvemushandi wekufamba ndege Jeff Simpson uyo anotsvaga kuva mudikanwi chaiye ... Jeff Simpson anobata michini pedyo nemiromo yake sezvo mwenje ichimhanyisa. Anoedza kuenzana nevateereri vake vhiki vashoma vhiki veusiku. Vanhu vakaoma, asi murwi uyu anoziva mitsara yake. "Tichava dimming magetsi mumba," anodaro nokukurumidza. "Kushandisa bhodhi-bhomba-chiedza kuchachinja chiedza chako chekuverenga.
Kubvunzurudzwa neSouthwest Airlines - Zvose pamusoro peMitemo
Uyu mubvunzurudza akashamiswa uye pfungwa dzevashandi vanonakidza vane kuSouthwest Airlines.
Pano ingongova muenzaniso:
Chiitiko changu chaidiwa kuSouth-West chakanga chiri kunzwa pamusoro pezvinonyadzisa zvinowanzoitwa kune vatsva uye vashandi. Delta (zita rinonakidza kune mumwe munhu achishanda kumaodzanyemba kwakadziva kumadokero, iwe haufungi?), Mutsva mutsva, waifanira kupedzisa uye kudzorera fomu yekutsvaga peji peji kuDhipatimendi revanhu vasati vatanga musi.
Apo akamira nerimwe zuva kuti abve pasi mafomu, imba yekuchengetera yakazara izere dzevashandi vakamirira vvunzurudzo. Nenguva iyo akapinda muimba yekuchengetedza vanhu, vose vevakasimuka vakasimuka ndokuimba ndima dzose kuimba "Delta Dawn." Hofisi yakatanga kune vanyengeri! Chinobva: Funsulting Newsletter
Ndiani Akakanganisika?
Inzwa kuSouthwest Airlines mushure mekuoma kwakanyanya muSalt Lake City: Murindi wezvokufamba ndege akauya pane intercom ndokuti, "Icho chakanga chisingatauri uye ndinoziva kuti ya'll iri kufungidzira ini ndiri pano kuti ndikuudze 't kukanganisa kwema ndege, yakanga isiri mhosva yechipurisa, haisi iyo yevarindi vekuvhara mhosva ..... ndiyo yaiva asphalt! " Kunobva: Aerospace News Website
Chii Chingapa Piyona Ndiani Ane Zvinhu Zvose?
Unotenda kana kwete, Southwest Airlines ine "Adopt A Pilot" Program uye blog kuti uende nayo! Ndainakidzwa nokuona tie yakagadzirwa nemaoko imwe chikoro chakapa mutyairi wavo wechikoro. Iwewo uchatora!
Rimwe peji hazvikwani apo iwe uri kuedza kupa mienzaniso yezvakave zveSouthwest's corporate culture ... kunakidzwa kukuru. Heano mimwe mienzaniso:
Nhamba Dzairi Kupfuura Nhamba?
Southwest's blog ine chinyorwa chikuru chine musoro unoti "Mazita Emauto Asingambove Akafanana" Na: Bill Owen - Ronga Kuronga Mutungamiri Mukuru. Pakati pezvimwe zvinhu, Bill anorondedzera kuti zvinodzvinyirira zvingava sei kutumidza ndege.
"Iwe, Mike, iwe uri kutora rini rwendo rwunoenda kuRangeri? Umm, handisi chokwadi ... Ndinofunga kuti ndiri kutora John ... John ari kuenda newe kuna LA? ... Kwete, kwete ... John haasi kuenda. Ndiri kuenda ndoga ... O-ndizvo zvandaifunga John ari pazororo vhiki ino, zvakadaro. "Saka iwe unofamba nendepi?" Ndakakuudza-Ndiri kutora John! "Asi iwe wakataura kuti John haasi kuenda ... "Kwakabva: Nut About About Southwest Blog.
Smoke 'Em Kana Wakawana' Em
Yakanzwa paSouthwest Airline ndege. "Mai nevanokudzwa, kana muchida kusvuta, chikamu chinopfungaira pane iyi ndege chiri pamapiro uye kana Unogona kuedza 'em, unogona kusvuta' em." Mhedziso: Mazana eJokes Website.
Kumadokero kunonzi Anozive
Heino vhidhiyo inoratidza imwe nzira iyo Southwest Airlines inoramba ichideredza mari. Dzvanya kuYouTube Video.
Peji Yekutanga ye Southwest Airlines Humor