Chirevo Pamusoro peGomo Rinotungamirirwa Nemahombekombe Rute Rant
Mumazuva okutanga aDisneyland uye Walt Disney World's Magic Kingdom, mapurisa ezvinyorwa akashandisa shanduro-kodhi yetikiti yemagetsi panzvimbo yemazuva ano mutemo wemutengo mumwe chete. " Etikiti-E " ndiyo yaishuva zvikuru nokuti yakabvumira kupinda mumapaki 'zvakanakisisa zvitsva. Ndiri kubhadhara izwi rokuti "Z-Mitikiti" kusimbisa izvo zvandinofunga kuti ndezvimwe zvakanyanya kunaka zvikafu zvepaki zvinofanira kupa. Kwete yekunakidzwa nega sega.
Funga nezveZ-Mitikiti sezvinotsanangurwa kuti vateveri vakaita sewe vanganyora kana iwe ukakwanisa kuburitsa musungwa kumusidhari wepakati, paki yemvura, uye paki yekunakidza vakuru.
Pane chimwe chinhu chinokubvumira here? Kukufambisa iwe upenzi? Iwe uri kupenga segehena uye hauzotorizve here? Zvakanaka, onai mumvuri wako wakaoma, usvike kumusana wehama yevashanyi pane iyo inokanganisa paki yepaki, bvunza rep repiti yake yekutendera uye kubhadhara, uye bvisa purogiramu yako yakanyanya. Inguva yekupa 'em Z-Ticket. Pano ndiyo yakakwirira yegumi Z-Ticket rants (pasina chairo yakarongeka):
1. Zvokudya
Zvizhinji zvepaki zvinopa imwechete yekare yakasvibiswa. Kunyadziswa! Pane chimiro chakapfuma uye chikuru chekudya kunonaka pane zvidhori zvepamuki. Handitauri nezvekudya gourmet (kunyange zvazvo Disney uye Universal park zvinoratidza kuti zvinogoneka). Funga nezvembwa dzaNathani dzinopisa paConey Island , frozen custard pabhokisi rekwenji, kana kuti yakachena-Yakagadzirwa nePotato Patch fries kuKennywood neLake Compounce .
Zvokudya zvinenge zvikonzero zvakawanda zvekushanyira pamapaki sezvinonzi coasters. Icho chikamu chisingakanganwiki chechiitiko chepaki yekupembera.
Nhasi, mapaki anowana bhanze rakanamatira yezvinokanganisa chemakemikari, chisina kumira tomato sauce, uye cheese isinganzwisisiki kubva pamusoro weakisi iyo inoshandiswa. Zvadaro vanodziya uye vanova nemitsipa yekuitumidza pizza - uye kushingaira kukweretesa kusvika $ 9.99 chikamu chacho (Hongu, ndiri kutaurira pamusoro pako, mapaki matanhatu emapaki ).
Kunyanya kuipa, vanotitadzisa kuunza zvokudya mumapaki avo (uye pfuti kuburikidza nemabhegi edu muzita rekuchengeteka kuti tive nechokwadi chekuti hatisi), saka vanotibata kutorwa nevakakunda, zvikonzero zvekudya zvekudya. Pakati pemapaki akawanda anoita seanofunga kuti zvokudya zvinotevera. Uye izvozvo zvinosiya kunaka kwakaipa mumuromo mangu.
2. Mari yekufambisa
Pamusoro pe $ 50 kana zvakadaro nemunhu wese watinobhadhara kuti apinde mupaki, tinofanira kuramba tichisvika pamatanda edu okubhadhara zvokudya (ona pamusoro), mitambo, t-shirts, nezvimwewo zvisingaiti. Mazuva ano, zvisinei, kuisa ropa kunotanga tisati tabuda mumotokari. Apo mapaki aitakura mari shomanana kuitira ropafadzo yokupaka pamakagoti kuitira kuti tive kuenda kumapaki avo uye tishandise mari yedu yakawanda, chakanga chiri kushungurudzika zviduku. Nezvimbo dzakadai seSitan Flags Great America ikozvino inotinyengera kwe $ 25 KUSVIRA PAKATI CAR, Ndiri kubviswa kunze ndisati ndapinda musuwo - uye iyo haisi nzira yakanaka yekuisa toni kwezuva rinonakidzwa pa paki.3. Zvinotarisirwa Kuvhara Mitemo
Kurambidza zvinhu zvakasvibiswa pamakwikwi akadai sevashandi vanokonzera zvinokonzera zvakawanda. (Makirasi egoni ndakanga ndakaputira muhomwe yehembe pangu panguva yokutasva pa Universal Studio Florida yekudzorera yemammy Mumakore akapfuura zvichida ichiri pakati pematongo ezvakavakwa zvekuvaka chivako.) Asi mitemo inosungirirwa yakachengetedza iyo dzimwe mapoka, matanhatu Flags mukuru pakati ivo, vari kumanikidzira kune vamwe vavo vakasimuka vasinganzwisisi.
Munzvimbo dzakawanda dzinotakura zviteshi, vatasvi vanogona kusiya zvikwama zvavo, zvikoti, zvipfeko zvemhuka zvakasungirirwa, uye zvimwe zvinyorwa mumabheji pavanenge vachikwira. Six Flags yakabvisa mabheji pane dzakawanda dzayo dzakakurumbira zvikuru uye inoda vashanyi, vasati vapinda mumuganhu, kuti vaise zvinhu zvakasununguka mumakona anenge ari kutasva - kuti vawane mari. Mhuka iyo yakakunda iwe yawakakunda paSix Flags game booth ichakubhadhara imwe $ 1 yekodhivha nguva imwe neimwe paunenge uchikwira mari, sezvo mabheji ari pamusoro pemasvingo ekufambisa apera mushure memaawa maviri.
Tsamba yepaki inotaura kuti mutemo wekuvhara inobatsira kukurumidza kuendesa nekudzikinura nzira nekuderedza pasi pamba yekuvhara. Ini ndinotaura kuti inonyanya mari inobata Six Flags. Vashanyi vanogona kuita sarudzo, uye vanotora mutoro, kana kuisa pangozi kusiya chimwe chinhu chinokosha muchiteshi chekutakura.
Uye kana hurongwa hweSitan Flags hwakanga huri pamusoro pevashanyi, mapaki anogona kupa zvivigiro zvinowanikwa (sezvinoitwa Universal Orlando kune zvimwe zvayo zvinofadza). Panzvimbo pacho pane nickel uye kuvhara vashandi vayo uye kupa zvibayiro kuvaridzi vanofarira.
Zvimwe Z-Mitikiti: Kubhadhara kubva kuDaeling uye zvimwe zvikwata!
4. Mutsara Kucheka
Izvi zvakaitika kangani kwauri? Iwe wakanga wakamira muzuva rakatsva kwemaawa makumi mana akanaka, iwe uri kupinda mumuganhu wekutasva imwe yevakoti vako vaunoda, uye varume vaviri vehoglighi nzira yavo kukupfuura iwe mberi kwemutsara. Icho hachisi mhosva yepaki iwe unoti? Ndinoti iwe hauna kunyatsoverenga tsamba yako yeZ-Ticket zvisarudzo. Ikoko pane peji 23, Code 48, Chikamu R, rinotaura zvakajeka: Paki dzinofanirwa kupa hutete hwakakwana kunyatsocherechedza mitsara nekudzivisa vatadzi vanocheka mutsara. Kana paki yakasimba uye yakakwana, vashandi vanozoita, um, vashandise mutsetse.5. Kubata Dhauridzo
Iko iwe uri pafiriji yetikiti yekupembera. Munhu ari pamberi pako akauya nemishanu makocheti akavharwa uye akachengetedza $ 25 mumari yekugamuchira. Munhu ari pedyo newe ane bhuku rekushanyirwa bhuku remuenzi wekodhi uye akaveura ndebhora $ 38 kubva pamabhuku ake. Uye mumwe mukomana achifamba akatarisana nevanopinduka akadzivisa mutambo wetikiti zvachose; akaponesa $ 45 kuburikidza nekuenda paIndaneti uye akaunza tetekiti yake pamba paki.
Asi iwe, iwe varombo schlemiel, unoita sewe chete iwe unobhadhara mari yekubvuma. Zvechokwadi, mapaki anofanirwa kuzivisa nekukwevera vatashanyi kuti vashanyire mapaki avo, asi ruzivo rwakakosha rwezvikwereti runogona kuparadzanisa ma-nots. Zvinoratidzika kwandiri ini mutemo wemutengo mumwe unoita kuti uwedzere kunzwisisa. Sezvo zvichida hazvisi kuzoitika chero nguva pfupi, tinoda kuva vatengi vanoziva uye tinogara pamusoro pepaki kukurudzirwa.
6. Front-gate Slowdowns
Wakaendesa maawa maviri kuti uende kuPaki, iwe wakachengeta pfuma yako yakaoma-yakagadzirirwa pamari yekugamuchira, unoziva kuti une zuva rokumirira mumiganhu kuti uende pamakumbo ako mberi kwako. Sei iwe, iwe, uri kumirira mumuganhu usingagoneki kuti uende paki? Isu tose tinonzwisisa kudiwa kwekuchengeteka kukuru mazuva ano. Asi zvikafu zvinowanzova nemaoko mashomanana akabatwa tikiti-takers uye bag-checkers panguva dzinosvika nguva dzinosvika, asi vashandi vari mukati mepaki vanodya zvigunwe zvavo. Hazviiti kuti zvive zvakanakira kuvhura vatengi vashandi, vachivaendesa mberi negedhi remukova, vatashanyi vapinde mupaki nekukurumidza, zvino tungamira vashandi kuti vatumire mukati mukati pepaki mushure mokunge rhanya rapera here? Ndofunga kudaro.7. Inwa
Sezvo pasina-kudya mitemo, nzvimbo dzakawanda dzepaki dzinorambidza vashanyi kubva kuunza makani kana mabhodhoro mumapaki. Zvadaro vanopa zvishoma zvishoma-zvinoyerera, zvinodziya, zvinokonzera, zvinonhuwa mvura mvura inononoka ... kana mabhodhoro emvura pa $ 3.00 (gulp!) Papa. Takave sangano revanhu rakati chii chakanga chakanaka kubhadhara mvura? Iva nechokwadi, chero bedzi tichida kuribhadhara, mapaki achave achifara chaizvo kutitengesa. Kana mapaki achibvumira, shandisa mvura yako paki.8. Usimbe Ride Ops
Mitsara ndiyo mabhuku ehupenyu hwepaki vemapaki. Asi tinoziva kuti maawa atinopedza mumitsara ndiwo mutengo watinofanira kubhadhara pamaminitsi atinoshandisa kutasva mabhiza; tinogamuchira mugove wedu muupenyu. Izvo zvatisingazvigamuchiri hazvina maturo kutakura vatengesi izvo zvishoma nezvishoma zvishoma nezvishoma. Roller coasters - kana chero marasvingo anozivikanwa - haafaniri kubva pachiteshi ichi pasina zvigaro zvisina chinhu. Unonzwa here izvozvo, Marineland weNiagara Falls?
Akanaka kutasva ops kutsvaga vatasviki chete uye kuzadza chigaro choga nguva nenguva. Vanokurumidza uye vanobudirira kutamisa vaenzi vachienda uye vanoenda kunokwira, chengetedza zvidziviriro zvekuchengetedza, uye kuchengetedza miganhu inoyerera. Ngarava inobva kumugadziri ane nhamba inofanirwa kuverenga - iyo yevaenzi iyo iyo inofamba inogona kugadzirisa pakunakira. Icho chiri kumakwikwi ops kupa hutano hwepamusoro.
9. Boka rekutungamirira
Tinoziva kuti mitsetse iyi chikamu chechiitiko chepaki (ona pamusoro). Asi pane muganhu wekushivirira kwedu. Dzimwe nguva mapuragi anobvumira vanhu vakawanda kwazvo kupinda mumagedhi avo uye kufamba kwose, chikafu chezvokudya, uye chivanze chinova chisingaregi kuputsika kwevanhu. Pane imwe nguva, inopera kunakidzwa (uye inogona kuva isina ngozi pamwe chete). Kunyange zvazvo ini ndisingaregi paki chero ipi yekuita mari, kunyanya kufunga nezvekanguva pfupi pfupi yegore, inoratidzika kwandiri kuti inofanira kuisa muganhu wehuwandu hwevashanyi vanobvumira mukati memagedhi avo.
Ichokwadi kuti izvi zvichaita kuti vanhu vavhare kunze kwehasha, asi panofanira kuva nekutengeswa. Uye kana mapaki achifungidzira vaenzi vakawanda, vanofanirwa kuita zvose zvavanogona kuwedzera nhamba yevashandi, kuzarura matanho ose, uye kuchengetedza zvinhu zvichifamba zvakanaka uye zvakaenzana sezvinobvira.