Zvinhu Zvishomanana Zvingavengwa Nezvikepe

Usandibata zvisiri izvo: Ndinoda kufamba. Ndinoda kufambisa makungwa nenzizi, ndinoda mweya mutsva, ndinoda kuendeswa kubva kuchiteshi kusvika kune chiteshi kunze kwekutakura kana kutamba zvikwama. Uye ndinoda chaizvo kuti mumwe munhu apinde uye anogadzirisa mubhedha wangu mazuva ese.

Asi ngarava haisi iyo yakanakisisa yezororo kune umwe neumwe. Paunenge uchida kana uchida zvekuda, hazvingakwaniri iwe pachako iwe waunoda. Kana kuti mari yacho yakavanzwa inogona kukuvadza bhajeti yako. Usati waenda, tsvaga izvo zvisiri kuda pamusoro pedzikepe.

• 01 yegumi

  Makabheni madiki.

  Nzvimbo dzekambani pamakungwa ezvikepe dzakawanda kudarika duku duku hotera (kunze kweiyo mahotera eJapan). Kunyange zvazvo vakagadzirirwa zvakanaka, iwe unenge uchiri kukanganisa mune imwe yako stateroom kanoverengeka panguva yefambisi, asi sezvo uri murudo, zvimwe iwe haugoni kufunga.

  Zano: Cherechedza pane imwe nzvimbo yepamusoro yekambani mushure mekubhabhatidza, kuwana chikuru iwe unogona kutenga, uye chengetedza chiedza.

• 02 yegumi

  Kurwisana hakusi zvachose-kusanganisira.

  Chitubu chewaini kana soda? Inoda mari yakawedzerwa. (Kunyange zvazvo dzimwe nzvimbo dzekutengesa dzinosanganisira waini pavanodya.) Inzwa sechirwere chepa spa? Izvo zvinowedzera. Unoda kudya mudhidha yekutengesa? Cough it up. Unosarudza cocktail chaiyo kana bhodhoro rewaini nechingwa? Zvimwe. Funga kuti mazano anowanikwa mumutengo wechikepe? Funga futi. Nepo imwe neimwe yezvikepe yakasiyana, yakawanda inowedzera zvimwe zvinhu izvi zvose, izvo zvinowedzera kuwedzera.

  Mazano: Bvunzai mutambi wako kana mufambiro wepafambisi ugovera shipboard account chikwereti kukukumbira kuti uite bhuku. Uye kana iwe uchida kunwa doro, soda kana waini, tenga kadhi rinonwa pabhobho.

• 03 wegumi

  Vashandi vashandi vari kwose kwose.

  Zvakanaka kuva nemufananidzo wezvenyanzvi wakatorwa kana iwe wakapfekedzwa zvakanaka. Pachikepe icho chichava chimwe chezvizhinji, mikana yakawanda yekuita kuti mufananidzo wako utore. Unotarisira kubhadhara paparazzi kuti uone kana iwe uchikwira ngarava, paunozoburuka pachiteshi chimwe nechimwe, kana iwe uchidya, apo iwe unopinda mumabasa akasiyana-siyana. Aya mabhendi engarava anomiririra imwe nzira inofamba nemigwagwa inoedza kufambisa mari yakawanda kubva kwauri.

  Zano: Usamira pamifananidzo; famba uchienda mberi nemifananidzo. Tora mapepa ako.

• 04 yegumi

  Zvokudya zviya.

  Zvikepe zvekutakura zvakakura zvinosvika kusvika 3 000 vanhu kana kupfuura. Kuvadyisa 3x pazuva, pamwe nekudya masikati uye pakati peusiku buffets, haisi basa rakanaka. Pazvikepe zvizhinji pane imwe nzvimbo yekudyara uye hurukuro yekuzvimirira. Zvokudya zvizhinji, asi hazvienzanisi nezvokudya zvakanakisisa pasi. Dzimwe ngarava dzine mamwe maresitorendi anotora mari yakawedzerwa. Nzira yavo yakakwirira kune izvo vatengesi vari mu "misha" yekutoro vanodya.

  Zano: Dzivisa scurvy: Chitsime kuti udye mune imwe nzvimbo yepamusoro yekutengesa.

• 05 of 10

  Iko kuchengetedzwa kwekuchengetedza.

  Tose takaona Titanic uye tinoziva kuti zvinoratidzika sei apo ngarava inoparadzaniswa muNorth Atlantic. Ichokwadi ndechokuti, kunyange kana Leo DiCaprio akanga akapfeka chikwama chake cheupenyu, hazvina mubvunzo kuti achararama kwenguva yakareba mumvura iyoyo ine mvura. Nzira dzose dzemazuva ano dzinotanga nekuchengetedzwa kwekuchengetedza kunoda kuti vatasvi vese vauye. Dzimwe nguva ivhidhiyo inofanirwa kutarisa muimba yekugara, dzimwe nguva iwe unotarisirwa kumira pamusana, wakanyongedzwa mukupfeka zvikwata zvehupenyu zvinotyisa uye kuteerera mitemo isinganzwisisiki pamusoro pedhidhipikiti. Ndiyo kuchengetedzwa kunodiwa, asi ichiri kugumbura.

  Zano: Grin uye itakura.

• 06 of 10

  Vagari vaunofamba navo vachave vakwegura.

  Nzira imwe neimwe inoenda kune imwe nzvimbo inoita kuti vanhu vakasiyana-siyana, asi muvhareji wezera rekufamba kwegungwa riri mumakwi 50-60. River cruises inokwezva kunyange mutana wekare. Izvozvo zvinoreva kuti iwe unogona kupedza vhiki nevakawanda vari ivo vabereki vako vezera kana vekare uye iwe unogona kunge usina zvakawanda zvakafanana navo. Kunyange zvakadaro, pane chero ipi zvayo yakagadzirwa, pachava nevanhu vezera rimwe nerimwe vanomiririrwa.

  Zano: Munhu wose anokwegura. Funga nezvenzira yako yekuona.

• 07 pa10

  Vashandi vacho vanogona kunge vakavhiringidza uye vachinzwa.

  Ngarava yega yega inofanirwa kuwana makorosi ekubatira, uye yakawanda inotengeswa mukudzidzisa varwi. Dzimwe nguva vashandi vekune dzimwe nyika vanowanzoenda-iwe unofanirwa kuregerera mazwi - overboard mune zvavanoedza kufadza. Mune imwe resitorendi mune imwe ngarava, takabvunzwa mubvunzo mumwechete kaviri nevanhu vanofarira-vanofarira: "Wakanakidzwa nemuviri wako here?"

  Mazano: Farira soup yako. Kana ukangosvika kumusha, hakuna munhu angatarisira kana iwe uchida kana kwete.

• 08 yegumi

  Nguva yako yokudyira uye tafura inotangwa.

  Kana pfungwa yekugara patafura nevasingazi vatanhatu panguva imwe chete nekuita hurukuro haifaniri kusarudza, sarudza mhepo yakadai seCNL, Princess, kana Viking uko iwe unofanidza kuchinja. Kana zvisina kudaro shamwari dzako itsva dzichakuchengetera nzvimbo panzvimbo imwechete tafura usiku humwe.

  Zano: Kana ukasarudza kudya iwe pachako, taurira vatenzi vako kuti vakupe patafura maviri. Kune vashomanana mune imwe nzvimbo yekudyira.

• 09 yegumi

  Zviitiko zvinodhura. Uye dzimwe nguva akaremara.

  Chimwe chikwereti-kubhakwa kwezvikepe zvinotenderera, kufamba kwechikepe kunobva kune sublime (helicopter kusvika kumusoro kwegungwa) kune runyengeri (kutarisa chikepe chisingafadzi zvachose kwemaawa mubhasi rechikoro). Chimwe chevatasvi vasina kuziva nharaunda, kufamba kwacho kunobatsira pakuti vanogadzirira kutakura kuenda kune imwe nyika inofadza.

  Zano: Ibva pane chikepe uongorore iwe pachako. Hire taxi. Shandisai mari pamwe neshamwari itsva. Kana bhuku rekutsvaga; ivo vanowanzowanika paIndaneti kana pedyo nechiteshi.

• 10 pa10

  Iyo varaidzo inotyisa.

  Uzhinji husiku hwekufamba ngarava dzinofambisa ngarava inowanikwa muma1950. Vechidiki, vane simba, vasina-vakagadzirira-kwe-primetime vanoita vachiimba uye vachitamba mwoyo yavo mumadekisi ezvinyorwa zvinyorwa zvakasiyana-siyana zvakagadzirirwa kufarira munhu wose. Havana. Kunze kwenzvimbo huru yemitambo kune dzimwe nguva jazz, piano, kana kuti mitambo yemavhidhiyo. Izvi zvinowanzova zviri nani kunyange zvazvo zvichiri kuedza kukwezva kune vateereri vakawanda uye kwete kugumbura.

  Zano: Dzokera kuzvinhu zvakakura. Dzivisa harpist panguva dzose. Uye kana kutora mamwe mafirimu matsva kana kuumba varaidzo yako pachako.