Ani zvake anenge ari kumuchato akanzwa mumwe munhu achipa chikwata chemuchato pamuchato. Kazhinji, yakapiwa nababa vemwenga, murume akakurumbira, kana shamwari yepedyo kana hama yechikwenga kana mukwati.
Sekuve wakagamuchirwa nekutyisa (kureva nguva yakareba uye yakanyadzisa) chikwata chechato pamuchato wangu uye wakanga ari mushanyi uyo akanyatsoteerera kune vamwe 'kufungidzira / idiotic chikwata chechichato sputterings, ndinopa mazano kune avo vanoda kunyora uye kupa chirairo chikuru chechato icho chichayeukwa norudo.
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Heino Nzira Yokutanga Nayo:
- Kana iwe usingazikamwi ne50 muzana yeboka rakasangana, ronga kuratidza muchidimbu iwe pachako uye utaure ukama hwako nevakaroorana usati wapinda muchigunwe. (Asi rangarirai: Zviri pamusoro pavo, kwete iwe!) Zvadaro tanga chigadzirwa chechichato kubva pakupa mhinduro pamusoro pezvakanaka / kugunzva / kunakidza / kusakanganwa / zvakajeka (kana kuzadza mhedziso yako) yemhemberero yawakapupurira yose.
- Kufanana nekutaura, chigadziko chemuchato chinotanga, pakati, uye kuguma. Usati uronga kupa chikwata chechato chepromptu kunze kwekuti iwe wakanyatsonaka pakufunga netsoka dzako. Pane kudaro, zvakanaka pamberi pemutambo wechato, nyora pasi pfungwa dzako pamusoro pevakaroorana. Vanhu vanovada vanoti chii nezvemutambo wavo? Chii chinoitika kwauri pamusoro pekubatana kwavo? Ivo vakagovana zvavanoda kana zvido?
- Ziva uye utaure unhu hwakanaka pamusoro pemwenga, mukomba, uye vaviri semurume nemudzimai paunotanga kunyora manotsi. Kana iwe uchida kupota muchidimbu mupfungwa mumakumbo ako echikwata, zvakakosha kusarudza mhemberero inosanganisira zvose mwenga nemukomba. Paiva nechinhu chakasiyana nenzira yavakaonana nayo here? Kana kuti zvavanoita? Izvi zvinogona kuita anecdotes inonakidza.
- Chaizvoizvo, tsvina yemuchato iwe unonunura inofanira kuva yakachena, yega, uye yakfupi. Kana iwe uri mutevedzeri wemasikirwo, shandisa majee. Kana iwe usisiri, tamba nayo zvakananga. Apo iwe unogona kunge une chido chokunakidzwa, chengetedza mupfungwa kuti kumwenga uye mukwenga mazwi ako acharangarirwa nokusingaperi. Kose kuseka kunofanira kunge kwakanyorova uye kwakanaka-kwakanaka.
- Yakagadzirirwa pane zvokutaura? IInternet izere nemashoko makuru aunogona kushandisa kuti utange kutaura kwako kana kufemerwa kubva.
- Usapa chikafu chechato kana iwe wakadhakwa. Period.
- Kana gorosi yemuchato iri kunyorwa nemufananidzo wemifananidzo kana videographer, shanyira muimba yekushambidzira usati wapa gorosi kuti ugadzire bvudzi rako nenguvo.
- Zvimwe zvisingaiti: Usataurira vasikana vekare, vakomana, kana vakaroorana muchingwa chechichato. Usataura pamusoro pemari yemuchato kana zvipo zvemuchato. Usataurire pamusoro pezvirongwa zveramangwana vaviri vangave vakataura kwauri. Izvi zvinosanganisira kubata nevana.
- Unogumisa mbiriso yemuchato pane yakakwirira uye ine tariro. Taurai zvose zvakanaka mumoyo mutsva wehupenyu hutsva hunofadza, hune utano, hwakabudirira.
- Pakupedzisira, bvunza boka rakaungana kuti ribatanidze newe muchingwa chechichato, simudza girazi rako reChampagne, uchiti, "Ku (zita remwenga) uye (zita remuwani) ...."
- Itai kuti munhu wose azive mbatya yemuchato inopedzerwa nekuwedzera iwe unofarira kuchenesa pasi-the-hatch mutsara, akadai seKeers! kana runyararo rwemarudzi, Rinoshuva !, Unoshuva !, Za vashe zdorovye !, Prosit !, Skal! et cetera.
Mazano
- Chengetedza mbiriso yemuchato pfupi, pasi pemaminitsi mashanu.
- Tarisa kune avo vaviri, uye usangana navo paunoshambadza. Dzivisa kutaura pamusoro pewanano yako kana ukama hwako.
- Ramba uchiyeuka kuti vabereki nevakwegura vachavepo, saka usashanda bluu.
- Zvibvumira nguva nguva isati yapfuura kuti udzokezve chechi yemuchato. Kana iwe uchinge uchingotya pamberi pemapoka, zvakanaka kuti uverenge kubva pakadhi.
- Usaita hunyengeri husiku huseve.
- Rega manzwiro ako anodziya kune vakaroorana apenye kuburikidza.
Zvaunoda
- Kunzwa (kana zvichida kuonekwa) kwekuvimba
- Bvisa izwi rinotakura
- Girazi reS champagne
- Kutarisa kwevakashanyira
- Smile.
Mukutenda
Unofanirwa here kupupurira mumwe munhu achigumburwa kuburikidza nechingwa chinotyisa chechichato - zvichida munhu akadhakwa, akatakwa nematombo, akatsamwa, rurimi-akasungwa kana kuti akaremara - ita chinhu chakanaka nekuchimira nekuda kwemuwani uye mukwati. Simuka, rumbidza mutauri, simudza girazi uye kugadzira mbatya pamwe chete pasina kurondedzera njodzi yakatangira.