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01 ye 08

Kuunza Mhou Mhou Pamhuka Dhiyabhorosi Haisi kufanana nefirimu "City Slickers"

Apo ini ndichitaurira shamwari dzangu ndangobva kudzoka kubva kumativi ose uye mombe dzinoendesa mhinduro isingadzivisiki inosanganisira majee pamusoro pekutamba Billy Crystal muImagetsi City Slickers . Ichokwadi kuti kufanana kunoguma nemabhiza nemombe.

Ndakanga ndiri paVista Verde Guest Ranch, kumaodzanyemba kwakadziva kumadokero kweSteamboat Springs, Colorado, muvhiki yapfuura munaSeptember kwemazuva ekupedzisira emwedzi yakareba mombe. Ndiri kurarama muColorado uye ndakasarudza vhiki iyi kune zvikonzero zvitatu. Chokutanga, mamiriro ekunze anowanzo akanaka, uye usiku hwakaoma kuti hurumidze kuve mazuva anodziya. Chechipiri, miti yeApen yakashandura ndarama uye yakanaka. Uye chechitatu, vazhinji vezviuru zvemusoro-mhuka zvakapinda mukati, saka taizoenda kunzvimbo yakakwirira kuti tibatsire kushungurudzika kunowanzosadi kuwanikwa. Taifanira kuunza mhou pasi kubva pakatarisana vasati vasvika kwechando chakadzika kuti vadzokere kumba nguva yechando isati yasvika.

Kunyange zvazvo mapoka ose evatasvi vanogona kutora chikamu mumotokari, ruzivo rweboka rangu rakaita City Slickers rinoratidzika sekufamba mupaki.

02 of 08

Mabhiza akandimutsira kuVista Verde Guest Ranch muColorado

Vista Verde Ranch ine mabasa mazhinji anosanganisira kubhururuka-kubhururuka, kukwira kwedombo, gomo rebhazi uye kufamba-famba. Kwandiri, zvisinei, izvi zvose pamusoro pemabhiza uye kutasva. Ini ndinofunga kuti ndiri mutasvi weruzivo. Ndakadzidza kare muhupenyu uye ndave ndichitasva kwemakore mazhinji. Ndakatotanga kushanda pakagadzika akatasva mabhiza matsva aive ari mudongo kwegore kana maviri, uye ndakaenda pamabhiza kutakura maziso muColorado makomo nguva kana maviri zvakare.

Usiku mabhiza anotumirwa kumafuro, uye panenge ne7: 30 AM kukakavara kunovadzosa kumatanho. Kutamba kwemaawa makumi maviri nemashanu mabhiza ndeyekuona kuona. Kutanga iwe unonzwa ivo vachiuya; ipapo vanobva vatanga kugadzira chikamu chiduku chaiva kure. Vanogara vachizara nesimba, uye vachifamba semhepo, vachikwira zvitsitsinho zvavo ((mundiregere ini) vachifamba-famba. Icho chiitiko chinokosha uye muroti wemufananidzo.

Neine tambo yezvipfuwo makumi mapfumbamwe nemapfumbamwe, boka racho rine mabhiza kumativi ose evatasvi. Iwe unopedza mubvunzo webvunzo pamusoro pekutasva kwako kukwanisa usati wasvika. Zuva rokutanga kune hurukuro "isina kujairika" pamusoro pekutasva kwako, kana iwe wakagadzirirwa chigaro chechigaro uye wakapiwa gomo. Izvi zvinobatsira kuve nechokwadi kuti havakwanisi vatasvi vemakumbo mashanu pakureba pamhuka yakashambadza yemabhiza, somuenzaniso uye zvinoreva kuti muchafananidzwa nebhiza rinoenderana nezvinoitika uye unhu hwako.

Mangwanani ekutanga ndakataurira "bhiza" rangu, 8-Ball. Zvose zvinorehwa nezita racho hazvina kukodzera. Iri ibhiza randinogona kuva naro. Isu tinosungirwa pakarepo - shure kwema 2 apuro uye vashoma vanobata!

03 of 08

Kudzidza Kwatingaita "Kurongeka Zvakanaka" Unyanzvi

Zuva rokutanga rokutasva pabazi racho raipedza muhomwe huru pasi peziso rakatarisa raTerry Wegener. Terry, uyo anewo Terry Wegener Training Centre muBennett, Colorado, apedza makore makumi matatu nemakumi matatu achidzidzisa mabhiza uye kutonga zviitiko zvekutasva. Ndiye mutasvi webhiza wakanakisisa wandambotakura nawo, uye kunyange nehuwandu hwangu hwekutasva bhiza ndinoshuva kuti ndinokwanisa kupedza mwedzi mitanhatu pasi pekudzidziswa kwake. Vatasvi vese vanozovandudza vasati vasvika kumusha.

Kubva pakuona kwangu, zuva riri mu rink rine zvinangwa zvitatu. Yokutanga, kunyange isina kusiyiwa, ndeyokuongorora kukwanisa kwevatasvi vega voga pakutsvaga mumakwikwi enzira inozotevera uye mombe dzakapoteredza. Chechipiri ndechokuti vatasvi vemabhiza vadzidzise mabhiza kuburikidza nekudzokorora kudzokorora kwemirairo uye kufamba kumwechete. Chechitatu ndechekuvandudza unyanzvi hwevatasvi uye kudzidzisa vatasvi kuti vatasve nzira iyo mabhiza akadzidziswa, kuve nechokwadi chekusagadzikana, uye kwete kuvhiringidza kana kuvhiringidza mhuka. Ndakadzidza kukosha kweizvi nokukurumidza pandakaisa mberi kuti ndiwane 8-Ball mukurumidza kubatwa. Akatsigira panzvimbo panzvimbo.

Terry inodzidzisa, "kutasva mabhiza" uye mabhiza anopindura kune hutsika hunochinja uye mhanje. Vanofamba kune imwe nzvimbo yakatarisana nekurema kwekuchinja. Saka, nekusimudzira kwangu mberi 8-Ball ine mharidzo yekusimudzira. Kudai ndakanga ndarerekera zvishoma shure aizotanga mberi.

Terry iri nyore, inonakidza uye inoziva nzira yekudzidzisa nenzira inofanirana nevatasvi. Kiriniki yakange inofadza chaizvo patakabatana uye tikamhanyira mhirizhonga. Tinoshandisa nzira yedu kuburikidza nemakoni akaiswa sendima ye slalom, ita zera uye hafu zvakapoteredza chirongo, enda kune imwe nzvimbo pakati pemiti miviri, chimira, udzoke uye enda unoisa mutasvi wotevera. Chiito chega chega chinoshandura zvakananga kune chimwe chinodiwa pakurongeka, zvakadai sokufamba zvakapoteredza matanda, kufamba-famba pamiti uye kusimbisa kure nemhou.

04 of 08

Vashambadziri Ita Kuti Dzidzidzise Mhuka Dzifadze

Nzombe dzinogona kuonekwa semapenzi mhuka, asi dzakanaka kuponesa. Imwe yezvinyorwa izvi ndeyekugara nemombe. Chimwe ndechokutarisa bhiza guru iro, iro rinogona kuva mhuka, uye ichi chimwe chisikwa mushure maro chichidanidzira, "Shandisa mhou" kana chimwe chinhu chakafanana nechokuita, uye kutiza.

Kugamuchirwa Kumhuka 101. Kana uchizokwirira mhou musango kunobatsira kuziva kuti vanoita sei uye vanoita sei, uye ndicho chinangwa chezuva rechipiri mu rink. Zuva iri rinonakidza chaizvo kumapoka ose evatasvi.

Iwe unodzidza zvinhu zvishomanana zvakakurumidza. Famba pamusoro wemukati kuti uende nayo. Famba pajinga kuti uende. Usaswedera pedyo kana kuti iwe uchazvipwanya. Masvingo ndiwo shamwari yako uye akafanana nevatasvi venguva yakawanda, nokuti mhou hadzizopfuura nadzo. Uye kana ukasarudza mhou shomanana kubva kumombe, imwe kana kupfuura ichaedza kudzoka uye kudzokera kuboka.

Zvakare tinopatsanurana muzvikwata zvenguva nguva miedzo. Nhamba nhamba yekutanga yaiva yekufudza boka remombe makumi maviri kubva kune imwe mugumo we rink kune imwe, kuburikidza nemaviri maviri uye kumashure kusvika pakutanga. Makore echipiri akawedzerwa mhou dzinopunyuka uye kubata mombe zvakanyanya zvokuti imwe imwe mhou yakakwira kune imwe. Zvadaro, mhou masere dzakatemwa uye basa racho rinodzokorora. Kunze kwekuti, vatasvi venguva ino vaifanira kuchengeta mhou mune imwe mombe yakasara kubva pakusangana nevataifamba. Uye, isu taifanirawo kuchengetedza mhou dzeboka revanhu vasere kubva kumhanyi. Zvinotonyanya kuoma kana iwe uchiedza kufamba imwe chete kana maviri.

Pakupedzisira, mana mana akaiswa pachikwereti se "peni" uye basa racho raiva rokuendesa mombe kune peni, kurigadzirisa pasi nekurichengeta ipapo. Zvose zvinonakidza naTerry vachinyengedza majee uye vachidanidzira mirayiridzo. Zvino taive takagadzirira kutenderera mombe ... mhando.

05 of 08

Kutungamira kuRenje pane Nyama Dzairi

Yakanga iri pakukwira nguva. Ndakapinda musango raive pedyo nenyika ine gurukota ravarimi Ben Miller, pamwe chete nevakoma vake nababa vake. Takafambisa mabhiza nenzira yakakwira mugomo, tichitsvaka imwe yemombe makumi mashanu yakasara kubva mumombe. Kunze kwemugwagwa weJeep, nzvimbo yacho inonyanya kusarirwa musango. Migwagwa yeJei yaizova yakakosha kudai taizowana chero mhou nokuti taifanira kuvaendesa mumugwagwa nekudzichengetedza kuti vasasvike, vachidzifudza zvakare kumunda.

Pakanga pasina papepa, bhodhoro rePlastiki, kana chimwe chiratidzo chekuvapo kwevanhu murenje iri. Sezvataifamba, zuva rakapisa, mashizha eAspen akanga ari endarama, uye zuva rakapenya pamusoro. Mhedziso kuburikidza nemiti yaiva inoshamisa. Kuwana mhou kwaizove kwakaparadza nzira huru.

Ben akatungamira nzira achitsvaga zviratidzo zvitsva zvemhuka (aka aka pies). Zviri pachena kuti aiziva nzvimbo yacho uye sezvataifamba pamwe chete (nzira inokurumidza kuvhara pasi pasina kukanganisa mabhiza) zvinokurumidza kujekesa kuti kune mhou dziri pedyo.

06 of 08

Mhuka Dzekutya Haisi Nguva Dzakasununguka Nyika

Takazowana mhou masere pamutambo we jeep. Ini naJohn takafamba-famba, tikasvika shure kwavo ndokutanga kudzoka pasi. Chikamu chekike, chakanaka?

Wrong !! Mukati maminitsi mashanu pane chimwe chinhu chakakanganiswa mombe uye dzakabva dzatora kune dzimwe dzisati dzave dzakasvibiswa, dzakafa dzakawanda dzandaimbopinda. Takavatevera. Iwe unofambira mberi kuti uwane muvheti mumiti asi unofanira kudzokera shure uye edza imwe nzira. Mune zvimwe zviitiko kwaive kuputsika, famba bhiza uye ukwire zvakare.

Ndakatama kubva kumapoka kuti ndive nechinzvimbo kana mhou dzichikwira kumusoro. Zvichida zvimwe zvekukwirira kwakaoma kwandaiita uye ndakawana kwekanguva. 8-Ball haafariri kuva kure nemamwe mabhiza ndokutanga kukurukura nemudzimai. Ndaikwanisa kutevera inzwi uye kudzokera kuboka. Takawana mhou dzichidzoka munzira uye dzakatanga kuvadzosa zvakare zvakare.

Ndakabvunza Ben zvavanoita nevashambadzi vashoma. Akati vatasvi varo vasina ruzivo vanoita zviri nani pamapuranga ekutanga, apo mombe dzinowanikwa, dzinogadziriswa uye dziri pedyo nechechi. Vatasviki vasati vadzidza vanoendeswa kunzvimbo dzakawanda dzakasununguka uko kune mimwe migwagwa yebasa. Vatambi vanogara pedyo nevatasvi, vachivapa mirayiridzo uye vachidzichengetedza vakachengeteka. Havaendi bushwacking sezvatakaita.

07 of 08

Kuunza Mhuri Mhou Dzinofarira Kuita Bolt Haisi Kuratidza Zviri nyore

"Dick, dzoka kure. Usavamanikidza zvikuru." "Jim, gara uri mubheji padivi kana vachiita." "John, pinda zvishomanana kune rimwe divi." "Richard, enda mberi uye uchengetedze."

Sezvo nzira yakashandurwa ikava mumugwagwa, kutevera mirairo yaBen takatamisa iyo mhou pamwe chete zvakanaka. Mushure mechinguva "enda mhou", "hey cow" uye kunyange nguva iyo "usambofunga nezvazvo" yako ndeyechokwadi, haina kunzwika kushamisa.

Nharaunda iri pedyo nemugwagwa yaive yakazaruka uye yakajeka kuifamba, asi yakave nematambudziko. Ikoko kwaive nekushanda kwekugadzira matanda kunoenda munzvimbo yacho kubvisa zvimwe zvebeetle-zvakaurawa pine miti. Ngoro yaizouya mumugwagwa (zvishoma nezvishoma), mhou dzaizotarisa chinhu chikuru, chinotyisa uye chavaizoenda, zvichida kusvika mumakumbo makuru, kana kuti zvichida mumubhedha. Zvakaitika nematokari akawanda, motokari uye bhasikoro. Nguva imwe neimwe zvaive zvakaoma kuvadzosa mumugwagwa, kuvadzikisa pasi nekuita kuti vafambe. Pakupedzisira, mhou dzakaneta uye dzaive nyore kufamba. Takava nemasere masere kudzokera kumunda uye kusvika kumafuro.

Mission yakaitwa!

08 we 08

Musha kuVista Verde Mutevedzeri Wechirwere - Bvisa Range Pakupedzisira

Nenguva yatakawana mhou kuburikidza nesuwo uye mumafuro avakanga vashandiswa kwatiri. Tendai kana kwete, sezvatakasiya uye takasimuka, vakatevera kwatiri kusvika pasuwo. Hapana akambotaura kuti vakanga vakachenjera. Zvadaro yakanga iri pamusoro pemafudzi uye kumashure kwewageza uye doro rinotonhora. Sezvatakagadzira zvishanu zvandaifunga nezvekuimba musoro weRahidhi , asi kuimba kwangu ndicho chinhu chekupedzisira varume vaida kunzwa.

Zvakatitorera nguva inenge ina nehafu kuti tifambe mhou idzi masere anenge makiromita mashanu. Kufara hakutangi kurondedzera zvakaitika. Ndakanga ndine mukana wekutasva nevarume vana vakuru uye ndikaita ushamwari navo. Takanga tati tambo.

Ndakagadzirisa ruremekedzo rukuru kune cowboys uye gals vanoita izvi kurarama. Yakanga isiri basa rakaoma, asi takabudirira. Ndiri kutaura kuti kugutsikana kunotsanangura manzwiro angu. Ndingaita izvi zvakare here? Mukurova kwomwoyo. Ndingada here kuzviita paVista Verde Ranch neboka rimwechete? Ndiri pane zvandinoverenga. Ichi chaiva chiitiko chandichayeuka uye nditaure pamusoro pehupenyu hwangu hwose.

Dzimwe Nzvimbo dzekuwana Nyama Dzairi

Ndakaziva izvi zvipfuwo zvinotakura zororo paVista Verde Guest Ranch muColorado. Nhamba dzinoverengeka dzekushanda mombe uye mapoka ezvipfuwo anopa zvipfuwo-zororo, kunyanya munguva yekuvamba kwekutanga. Pano ndipo paungawana runyora rwezvipfuwo zvekufamba.

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