Isu tose tinonyatsoziva maonero aya pamusoro peFrench: vanofarira kunhuwa, vakadzi havasi kuveura misoro yavo, ivo vanonyengera, vanovenga vaAmerica, ivo vose vanoenda kunzvimbo isina kugadzikana pamhenderekedzo. Usanyengedzwa nemanzwiro aya uye nhoroondo dzenharaunda. Ichokwadi chiri chinonakidza zvikuru.
01 ye12
VaFrance vane Rude
Izvi zviri nyore nyore kuonekwa kwemaFrance, uye kunyanya kusina kururama. VaFrance vari pakati pevanhu vanobatsira uye vanobatsira zvikuru. Asi kufanana nedzimwe nyika dzose, kune tsika dzakasiyana-siyana dzinotungamirira vamwe kuti vatende kuti maFrance haasina maturo . VaFrance vanowanzova vakananga kupfuura avo vaBrits kana veAmerica; vanotaura zvavanofunga kunze kwekuzvichengeta mumutauro unofadza uye izvo zvinogona kuuya sezvisingatauri.
Sezvo nezvose, chinhu chinokosha ndechokunzwisisa tsika uye kudzidza zvimwe zvinyorwa zveFrench zvisati zvaenda. Chinhu chiduku zvikuru kukunzwisisa chichaenda nenzira yakareba yekuwana rubatsiro rwemutsa kubva kuFrance uyo achakoshesa zvaunoita.
02 ye12
Vanhu veFrance Vanoda MaAmerica
Izvi zvinowanikwa zvachose zvachose. VaFrance, chaizvoizvo, vanoita basa rakanaka kupfuura vaAmerica mukuparadzanisa pfungwa yevanhu veAmerica kubva kuhurumende yeAmerica. Ichokwadi kuti kune vamwe vanhu veFrance vasingadi maAmerica, asi vazhinji vane ushamwari uye vane hanya kune vashanyi vavo vekuAmerica. Kutaura zvazviri, vechidiki vechiFrench nevaduku vanowanzoedza kutevedzera maAmerica.
Vanhu veAmerica vave vari chikamu cheFrance kwenguva refu, zvichida kushanyira kana kugara mairi. Kune dzimwe nyaya dzinofadza; Waiziva here kuti Charles Carroll, uyo akasaina Declaration of Independence muna 1776, akadzidziswa muna St. Omer kuchamhembe kweFrance paJesuit College? Uye nyaya yeGeneral Lafeyette, musoja wezana remakore rechi18 weFrance uye mutungamiri wenyika kubva kuAravergne uyo akaenda kunorwisana nevaAmerica muHondo yeIndendene ichirwisana neBritish? VaFrance vainyanya kufadzwa nechikamu chechiitiko chavo chekuti vakavaka zvizere zvefrigate yaLafayette ndokubva vayambuka kuU.S. uye zvakare muna 2015. Unogona kuona hukama hweFrench / America kuburikidza nekushanyira frigate L'Hermione muRochefort paAlantic Atlantic Coast . Asi chengeta kutanga; frigate inotanga kufamba nechikepe kumativi ose egungwa reFrance mumwedzi yezhizha.
Uye pakupedzisira zvakadini nevevaduku veAmerica vakakurumidza kuenda kuEngland Legion muFrance muna 1914 vasati vaUnited States vabatana neHondo Yenyika I zvakapera makore matatu gare gare? Vose vakaita mutsauko mukuru kune mafungiro eFrance kune veAmerica. sezvakaita D-Day Normandy landings .
03 of 12
French People Stink
Apo iwe unogona kusangana nemumwe munhu wechiFrench uyo ane muviri wehuhu hwemuviri unogona kutora mweya wako, kana kuti kufema kunonwisa gariki, izvi chaizvoizvo hazvisi nyore. Hongu, vaFrench havasi sevanonyanya kufungidzika sevanhu vokuAmerica vari pamusoro pemvura inopisa zuva nezuva uye kunhuhwirira kweSapu. Asi vazhinji vanoita unhu hwakakwana, uye hazvishamisi kusangana nomunhu anonhuwa pano.
Pakati pezvinonhuwira zvenyika yose iri kuGrasse kumaodzanyemba kweFrance; uye iwe unoshamwaridzana neFrance nemafuta zvichiguma. Tarisa zvakawanda muVersailles paChivanze cheSenses ( Cour des Senteurs ) uko zvose zvakatanga.
04 ye12
Vakadzi vechiFrench Havana Kuveura
Izvi zvingadaro zvakaitika pane zvakaitika kare asi nhasi iwe hauna kumboona mukadzi wechiFrance anoda kuveura. Vakadzi vechiFrench havana kungova netsika dzakanaka chete, asi vanogara vachigadziriswa zvakanaka kune imwe yenhumbi dzavo.
MuParis kunyange vakadzi vanoenda kubhengerie kunotenga mabheettes zuva nezuva nemidziyo zvinowanzowanikwa zvakanaka.
05 of 12
Vose Vakadzi Vanoenda Vasingagumi Pamhenderekedzo dzeFrench
Zvechokwadi, iwe uchawana mamwe mapepa akazaruka pamhenderekedzo dzeFrance. Vakadzi vakawanda, zvisinei, vanogara vachivharwa. Sezvo uri zuva rekuchechera kwezuva, iwe haunganzwi kunze kwenzvimbo uchichengetedza bikini kumusoro pane pamhenderekedzo dzakawanda. Mamwe mabhesi anowanzove asina kukwirira kupfuura mamwe mabhishi, asi pane nguva dzose inosanganiswa nevadzimai vane misoro uye pamusoro.
Asi iwe unoda kuziva kuti uripi, saka tarisa mutungamiri uyu wekuti ungaenda sei .
Uye kana iwe uchida chaizvo kubvisa zvese, tarisa mazivivhi akakurumbira uye mabhiriji e-naturist muFrance .
06 of 12
Kushanya kuFrance kunodhura
Zvinogona kudhura kushanyira France kana iwe usingachenjeri, sezvinongoita kune imwe nyika yekunze, kunyanya kana iwe unoshanyira kokutanga uye usingazivi matanho. Kufanana kwose kwose munyika, pane nzira dzakawanda dzekuchengetedza ma euro mashomanana pano neapo, uye vanowedzera zvechokwadi. Chimwe chinhu chakajeka sechisarudzo chako pane imwe nzvimbo chinogona kukuchengetedza mazana. Kusarudza hotera inotengesa nhatu nenyeredzi l inogona kuita zvakafanana. Kudya kudya kwekudya pane bhabheri panzvimbo yehotera yako kunogona kukuchengetedza ma euro akawanda, kunyanya kupfuura nguva yevhiki.
07 pa12
Vose French People Smoke Cigarettes
Hungu, vaFrance vanopfungaira. Asi kune vanhu vakawanda vasingatendi. Nyika yakauya nenzira yakareba pakuva shamwari yevashamwari vasati vatsvuta, uye ikozvino kusvuta kunorambidzwa kunoshanda munzvimbo dzevanhu. Chokwadi, iwe uchaona vanhu vachidzima kunze kwemahofisi, asi ndizvo zvakafanana pasi rose. Apo zvinosvika kune nzvimbo dzepaguru dzakafanana neresitorendi, pane kurambidzwa kwakanaka kwazvo.
08 ye12
Imba yeFrance Kudaidzwa kune vakawanda kune vakadzi pane varume
Kushungurudza. Misha yeMedeval. Mamwe emakwikwi eEurope akakwirira makomo, kukwira , kutasva kwechando uye dzimwe mimwe mitambo yechando , kayaking uye kufamba. Mwoyo uye nyoro zvinodhaka. Iko kutsamwa kukuru kwematambo ebhora. Uye madzimai asina simba ari pamhenderekedzo (ona myth # 5 pamusoro). Uyu ndiwo testosterone kudenga. Zvisinei, France inonyatsozivikanwa nokuda kwezvimwe zvinhu zvisiri ivo varume, semafashoni, shangu, chikafu chinonaka uye waini. Izvozvo hazvirevi kuti mukomana haagoni kuva nenguva yakanaka pano; ipapo pane chimwe chinhu kune vose.
09 ye12
Unofanira Kutaura French Yakanaka Kuti Ushanyire
Kana iwe unoshanyira guta guru reParis kana kuti Nice, unogona kunge uchingopinda kunze usina ruzivo rweFrance. Asi kune dzimwe nzvimbo vamwe vanhu vomuFrench vachakutora sevasina maturo kana iwe uchitaura navo muchiChirungu (kunyanya kana uchiita zvishoma nezvishoma uye zvinonzwika). Iwe unofanirwa kudzidza zvidzidzo zvekare kuti urege kuonekwa kusingafungi. Kana iwe ukashanyira kumaruwa kana kunyange maguta maduku, kudzidza zvimwe zvinyorwa zveFrench zvakakosha. Kunyange ' Bonjour ' (zuva rakanaka) uye ' Merci ' (ndinokutendai) ichabatsira. Uye iwe uchaona kuti kana uri kutambura kuti uite kuti uzvinzwisise, asi zviri pachena kuedza, saka vaFrance vachakurumidza kubuda muchiChirungu nekunyemwerera kukuru.
10 pa12
French Toilets inosemesa
Zvakanaka. Dzimwe nguva izvi ndezvechokwadi. Zvisinei, dzakawanda zvevashandi vevanhu muFrance zvakagamuchirwa zvakakwana. Zvivako zvekutengesa, mahofisi epamusoro uye mapurisa ekumusoro anoona dzimba dzakanakisisa dzemakamuri. Cafe toilets inowanzoita OK. Iwe, pane dzimwe nguva, uchasangana nemuzinda unozivikanwa uri mukati-mu-pasi, unonyanya kunzvimbo duku dzomugwagwa dzinonzi 'Aires', saka dzivisa izvi kana zvichibvira.
11 pa12
Vose Vakadzi vechiFrance ndivo Utano
Izvi hazvisi chokwadi; kune vakadzikadzi vane uremu hweFrance. Asi kune vose vari vakadzi vashoma vaduku muFrance kupfuura muUnited States kana USA. Inonyanya kuonekwa mumaguta. Izvi zvishoma nezvishoma pasi pezvisina maturo: Vakadzi vechiFrench vanofarira kutarisa zvakanaka uye vanowanzova vasina kuchena. Fashoni inokosha munyika umo mhizha yemafashoni yakagara iri kutonga. Asi zvinonyanya kusvika pasi pekudya kweFrench , iyo yakanaka chaizvo uye inowirirana noutano.
12 pa12
VaFrance Vanodya Zvokudya Zvinonyangadza Kwazvo
Zvino iyi inyaya yenyaya; Ichokwadi kuti zvimwe zvizivo zveFrance ndezvimwe zvezvinonyangadza zvakanyanya zvandakamboedza kudya ; vamwe vanoita kuti vave kushamiswa kwakanaka.
Isu tose tinoziva nezvekono. Uye matatya makumbo anowanzotanga kuFrance (kana kuti pamberi pegurusi remiti yakaderera uye vaifanira kutengeswa kubva kuChina). Chaizvoizvo vanonwisa sekoko. Taurirai vana venyu pakutanga kwekudya izvi. Shamwari yangu yakaraira matatya 'makumbo kumwanakomana wake, achivaudza kuti ivo chaizvoizvo - matatya' makumbo. Pavakazosvika, mukomana akasarudza imwechete ndokuiputira iyo iyo patafura achiti 'kunya, kuibira' nguva imwe neimwe isati yaidya nechisto. Vana vari shoma squeamish kupfuura isu. Asi zvisinei, zvipfeko, zvipfeko, zvinononoka uye zvakafanana zvinowanikwa zvinodiwa. Rombo rakanaka!
Yakarongedzwa naMary Anne Evans