Nzira Yokudzivisa Izvo-Inonzi Rude French

by Kelby Carr

Shandisa Mazano Aya Kudzivisa Snobby Treatment

Ndiwo maFrance anonzi Rude here?

Iwe unonzwa nguva uye nguva zvakare: "VaFrance vanonyanyisa!" Usati wambofamba netsoka muFrance, unonzwa nhau dzinotyisa dzevanyengeri vekuFrance vanotsvaga mhino dzavo kumunhu chero upi neupi, snooty Parisians vanoramba kupa mazano, kana kuti vanhu veFrance chete avo vanovenga maAmerica.

Saka kana iwe uchienda ikoko kwekutanga, ndizvo zvauri kutarisira uye uchigadzirira.

Vanhu vazhinji vanogona kunge vakaipa zvakare, kana vakadzingwa. Asi iwe uchashamisika zvikuru. Haisi ivo vaFrance vazhinji chete vamunosangana nehurumende, vaive vakanaka, vanobatsira uye vane mutsa. Uye hongu, ivo vachabva panzira yavo kuti vakubatsire! Izvi zvingave sei? Ndeipi yaiva iyo inonzi yakashata French?

Asi dzimwe nguva avo vanofungidzira vanonzwa vakasununguka, kunyanya patinenge tambojaira kwavari. Taiwanzoenda gore roga roga pakushanyira bhererieerie pedyo neEcole Militaire muParis yainzi Thoumieux Yaiva mu7 arrondissement uye yakanakidza, yose yakarohwa semhando yebhishopi yeParisiti inofanira kuva. Vashandi vakakugunzvai, vakakupai mharidzo musati manyemwerera uye vakatora mvumo yenyu mumatanda akanyarara. Takazvienzanisa uye yakava mutsara wekuita kuti mudzidzisi ave akasununguka. Yaiva dzimwe nguva kubudirira. Zvadaro Paris yakasarudza kumhanya mhirizhonga uye yakarovedza vamiririri kuti vataure Bonjour kana Bonsoir nekumwemwerera, uye teererai zvauri kutaura.

Takafamba uye vashandi vakaita saizvozvo. Asi yakanga isina kufanana. Tisingatauri, taida vashandi vedu vakagadzirira. Taiziva kwataiva navo. Zvakanaka usanetseka; Zvinotora mhando dzose uye kana iwe uine ruzivo iwe uchawana izvo zvinogumbura. Tsungirira kune ani nani waunowana; Thoumieux inonakidza uye inokosha zvikuru.

Nzira Yokutsvaga ChiFrench

Hapana chakavanzika chakadzika. Ingoitevera mazano anowanikwa mupfungwa iwe waizoenda kupi munyika. Zvakaita se:

Nguva dzose edza kuedza kutaura chiFrench. Kungoti, "Bonjour! Parlez-vous English?" (akadudzwa bon-jouha, pah-lay vooz ahn-glay) anogona kuita zvishamiso. Zvinoreva, "Hongu. Iwe unotaura Chirungu here?" Vakawanda vechiFrench vaizofunga kuti havana zivo vanotaura vachitaura Chirungu kana muchiedza. Uyewo, edza kufungidzira zvaunofunga pamusoro pomunhu asingazivi akaenda kwauri achitaura chiFrench uye achikutarisira kuti upindure mumutauro iwoyo.

Iva nechokwadi chekukwazisa vatorwa ne, "Bonjour" usati wapinda mune zvimwe zvikumbiro. MuFrance, zvinonzi hazvina maturo kuti tifambe uye tanga kutaura sezvatinoita muAmerica.
Quieten down! VaFrench ndivo vanhu vakanyanyisa muvanhu (kunyange kana vachifadzwa kana kuti vachinakidzwa nechimwe chinhu chavanogona kuchinya ma decibels). Handina kumbobvira ndakaziva kuti kuvhara kunogona kunge kuri kudanidzira kusvikira ndaiva muFrance. Ini nomurume wangu taidya kudya kwemanheru mune imwe cafe inonakidza kuCarcassonne apo boka revatorwa veAmerica rakapinda mukati, vachidanidzira vachidanidzira, vachimhanya-svetuka neresitorendi vachinyora mifananidzo yevashandi uye kazhinji vasina kunyengera. Mumwe murume akabvunda, "Ndinoshamisika kana vakashandira mari kuno?" mhiri kamuri. Maitiro avo akaitwa zvakanyanya kuonekwa muFrance uko vanhu vari vaduku-kiyi. Ndinogona kucherechedza kuti vamiririri vakamirira vakanga vachiri nehanya nematombo aya, pasinei nekuvhiringidza kudya kwemazuva.

Dzidza nezvekusiyana kwetsika. Kazhinji, vaFrance vanoita zvakashata nokuti tinoita chimwe chinhu chinoonekwa sechisina kunaka nemaitiro avo. Ziva tsika dzeFrance netsika usati waenda kunzvenga kusanzwisisana.

Ndakanga ndiine chiFrench chaifunga pamusoro pemamapa kuti anditungamirire kuenda kwandaienda, uyo akanyora pasi dhora yakawanda apo ndainetseka nehurukuro dzechiFrench dzinofamba uye dzakapfuura nepamusoro kuti dzibatsire ini. Ndakawana rubatsiro muChirungu kubva kune vanhu vazhinji veFrance. Edza kuwana ruzivo mumutauro wokumwe uchiri kushanyira New York City. Saka usapinda nemafungiro asina kunaka; kubata vanhu vose sezvaunenge uchiita kumba uye iwe uchava nezororo guru.