A (Yakaipa) Mutungamiri
Makore matanhatu muFrance uye ndine nzvimbo iyi pasi. Kubika zvakakwana gooey fondant kana chocolat ? Tarisa. Kurwisana kusvika pakufa kupinda mubhangi maminitsi matatu mushure mekuvharwa? Yakaitwa. Ndakatopedza chidzidzo cheMutungamiriri muchiFrench (Mwari anoziva). Asi pane chimwe chinhu chakanyanyisa, saka kunononoka kunze kwekusvika kwandinoita kuti ndirambe ndakamuka usiku: unyanzvi hwakanaka hwekuziva zvakanyanyisa kunakidza kwemukadzi weParisiti.
Hongu, ini ndinoziva kuti izvi hazvina kukosha zvakanyanya mugadziriro yezvinhu. Hungu, ndinonzwisisa kuti ndinofanira kunge ndichifunga nezvekubudirira kunotyisa kweLe Pen dynasty kana kuti Euro inoramba ichienderera mberi ichirwisana nedhora kana kuti nei vanhu vachiri kukosha kwazvo kuchenesa mushure mekunge imbwa dzavo dziri munyika ino. Asi handigoni. My quest to be cool to la française inopfuurira.
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1. La "Coiffe": Mudzidzisi "Kutarisa-kunze kwetara Tarisa"
Iko kushanduka kwose kunotanga ne coiffe . Kune avo vasati vagara munyika-ye-yakawanda-dairy-products-per-capita, ndinogona kukuudzai kuti pane unyanzvi hwakanaka hwekutarisa mhepo. Ndizvo "zvose asi" zvinobudirira. AKA, simuka, nyatsoisa pauto rako rebhuruu-ne-white rakagadzirwa nemapuranga ane maoko refu, jeans echekete uye Mutsara, splotch yemakumbo matsvuku, uye chero chii chaunoita, USATOITA misoro yako. Izvi zvichaita kuti iwe unotarisa zvakakwana kuisa-pamwe chete, kunze kwekuti iwe unofungidzire kusvetuka kumashure kwepamusoro wako.
Zvichida izvi zvinoratidzika sezvisinganzwisisiki- asi ndinokuudzai, hazvisi. Zvinoita izvi zvinoita kuti zviite sewe "wakamuka saizvozvo." Ndiri kureva, Parisiennes chete, izvo? Saka zvingaratidzika.
2. Lipirtick nemeso
Uye hazviregi ipapo. Kunyange zvazvo vanhu veAmerica vachizivikanwa nokuda kwekusazvikudza kwavo, kuchena-toothed grins, vakadzi vakawanda veParis havagone kuzviita zuva racho risingaiti noutano hwakanaka hweicicinine nekofi, zvinoreva kuti ivo vatsvene vatsvene vakaita seyadbby grays.
Ichi ndicho chikonzero mutsvuku we miromo unouya unobatsira: kubvisa zvose zvinoshandiswa mumuromo. Orthodontia isingave yakakura munyika ino, yakawanda yeiyo madhiyabhorosi mabirasi anonyanya kushamisika. Asi mune nzira dzakanakisisa dzekunakidza. Funga kuti Vanessa Paradis 'anonyanya kuratidza rudo (inoratidzwa pamusoro apa), kwete gorosi risina maturo ye panhandler iri pakona. Saka, shandisa muchengeti wako kumashure maro uye rega kuti snaggletooth igare yakasununguka.
Iye zvino kuti une mazino ako akarongeka, uri pasi pemirairo yakasimba kuti usavaratidza. Pasi pemamiriro ose. Kushevedzera kune mapenzi, shure kwezvose.
Zvakanaka, izvo hazvisi chokwadi zvachose . Kana, maminitsi makumi matatu muhurukuro neshamwari yako pahara , inoitika kukuita iwe kuseka uye iwe unonoka kunetseka pamusoro pemvura, zuva, kutonhora, kupisa, idiot boyfriend yako, iyo iyo Bouygues Telecom yakavharwa AGAIN ye pasina chikonzero, ipapo uye chete ipapo iwe unofanira kukanda musoro wako kumashure kwekunakidza kunoshamisa uye kurega kuseka kukuru kwehupenyu hwako. Izvo zvichauya zvisingatarisirwi zvokuti zvichava nemigumisiro yakafanana nekugamuchira girazi remvura inotonhorera pachiso. Bharamu yose ichave yakashamisika, uye chakavanzika chako chichava mupfungwa dzezvese zvinosuruvarisa, musikana wokune imwe nyika unotambudzika zvakakwana kuti uve pamberi pako.
3. Edya Zvakakwana Zvinhu Zvose-Asi Mukuenzanisa
Iye zvino, ndinoziva iwe wakamirira chikamu ichi che diatribe yangu, saka handinganyadziswi. Iwe unoda kuziva kuti vanhu veParisiti vanowanzove vakanyangadza sei vakanyarara uye vakapfeka zvakanaka. Hungu, ngatitangei nechinhu chinokonzera. Chokutanga, vakadzi veParis, zvakanyanya kukutsamwa kwenyu, idya. Vanodya zvakawanda. Sausage links. Aged cheese. Baguette mushure mokunge baguette mushure mebaguette. Mushure mokunge baguette. Kanda mune dzimwe croissants uye ice cream pamavhiki ekupedzisira uye zvakakwana kuita kuti musikana uyu weAmerica akande maoko ake mukutsamwa, achidanidzira, "Ndinofungidzira ndichangoenda kumhanya!" Asi iwe haungaoni vazhinji veParisse vanoshanda pano . Kunyange zvazvo iri kuve yakajeka, nzira yakanakisisa yokutsvaira iyo yose mafuta ndeyokufamba imwe neimwe yekona yeguta zuva rega rega, kutora matanho asingagumi muParis Metro , ine zvepabonde pano neapo, kwete kuvhara, uye kuenzanisa.
Ndinofunga kuti vamwe veAmerica vanongofunga kuti vanhu vechiFrench vanofamba-famba zuva rose ne croissant asitered muruvoko uye munch cheese mavhesi pahofisi yavo yebasa. Kwete kwete.
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Pane nguva uye nzvimbo yekudya pano uye kana iwe uchida kuziva Parisian inotonhora, unofanira kuyeuka kuti nguva dzekudya dzakasikwa nekuda kwechikonzero. Iye zvino chengetedza marwadzo aya kana chocolat uye ngatitaure pamusoro peimwe nyaya inokosha zvikuru: zvipfeko.
4. Dya Vamwe Kuzviisa pasi Nehupenyu Hwako Hwakasimba
Kutenga muParis kwakafanana nokukwira mudziva rehaki. Kana iwe unotya kuedza kutenga zvipfeko mune rimwe rezvitoro zveguta racho, ndinokurudzira kuti iwe usamboita chero nguva paMugovera masikati. Dzokera zvakare kune chirevo chechi shark chataurwa pamusoro apa. Kana iwe uchida kubuda nevekupedzisira Gucci (kana H & M-- tiri kuibata?) Jacket, iwe unoda chirongwa. Chokutanga, gara uri kure nemaketani sezvinobvira, kunze kwekuti iwe uri murombo seni, pane imwe nguva unofanirwa kuva nekunakidza kwakanakisisa uye kusagadzikana kwekuita masarudzo. Kana iwe uri wemhando dzakasununguka, ndinokurudzira ma-boutique mabhoroti pedyo neS Sacre Coeur, uko bhora regoridhe risina tsvina rine masheche masheche rakanamatirwa (iro fashoni, mwana) rinokubhadhara iwe kusvika kune 75 euro. Hazvina basa. Tenga iyo. Tenga iyo, uye yakawanda, yakanyanyisa, yakawanda yakagadzirwa jira iyo inoratidzika seyakanaka kune vakadzi vane chiuno uye boobs yemusikana ane makore gumi nemana. Izvi zvinotaridzika zvakanaka pamusoro pezvitsva zviviri zveganda jeans madzimai wamakatenga. Ndiri kureva, iwe wakatenga izvo, zvakarurama ?
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5. Funga kuti 'Tude
Zvino sezvo iwe wakaziva bvudzi rakasviba, kuseka kusina kupfeka uye nguo dzakanaka, wava kuda kugadzirira kubwinya kwako kwePariseni. Zvose zvaunoda ndiko kugadzirisa mafungiro. Yeuka zvose izvo zvawakadzidza kuchikoro nezvekusataura chero chinhu kana usina chakanaka chakutaura? Hongu, zvakanaka kukanganwa izvozvo . Kuva Parisiya haisi yekuva akanaka. Zviri pamusoro pokuva chaiye. Chaicho, mune chero zvirevo zvinoreva iwe. Kana ukasimuka kune rumwe rutivi rwakashata pamubhedha, rega munhu wese ari mumirairo yako yemiraira gumi achizviziva. Wakawana basa rako rokurota here? Imbirai kubva kumabhanhire. Kuvenga, uye ndinoreva HATE mukomana weshandi wako? Danidzira pasi. Ingova nemusi weiyo mushandi mushandi weushamwari wave uchida nokusingaperi? Taura pamusoro pake saiye ndiye mukuru mukuru wehachebag wawakambosangana naye. Mira, chii?
Hongu Ndizvozvo. Chikamu chokupedzisira cheParisse jigsaw puzzle (kune avo vakarurama, ndiko) ndiko kushamwaridzana kwake nevanhu. Hazvisi nyore, nguva dzose inonzwisisika, nguva dzose-inoshamisa. Izvi ndizvo zvaunotevera. Funga nezvemahosi echando kubva kuchikoro chesekondari uyo asina kumboona nzira yako. Kana kuti Angelina Jolie ane chivimbo asingabatsiri akatarisa. Chirevo chako ndechekuti: Hazvizivikanwi.
Izvi hazvirevi kuti haugone kukanda mune imwe yenyika yeAmerica kamwechete kwenguva pfupi. Kunyange zvazvo vaFrench vachizviti vanoivenga, vanopindura zvakanaka kuti vatsananguke uye vafarire. Zvisinei, chengetedza-kufara kwako pane zvishoma. Chaizvoizvo chinotora mbudzi yavo inobhururuka, kupesana, uye zvose-kunze kwekuvhiringidzika. Sei uchifanira kujekesa apo iwe unogona kunge usina kujeka? Hazvirevi kutamba mitambo, ndezvekutamba GAME. Anokubvunza iwe? Mira kwemazuva matatu kuti upindure. Akati akati anofarira zuva rako pamwe chete? Ingoti, "Hongu, zvaifadza. Kuona iwe. "Kutaura kusina musoro kwemamiriro acho ezvinhu kuchaita kuti arota pamusoro pako kusvikira kutambudzika kwave kwakanyanya zvokuti haana chakanaka kunze kwekudanana newe.
Handizorevi nhema. Iyi nzira ichava inorwadza zvikuru. Mushure mezvose, kusava nehanya nemafungiro ezvokwadi kune chido chekuunza kutsamwa, kusungirirwa kwembambo, uye kubuda kwevanhu nguva dzose. Asi kana iwe uchida kutora iyo Parisian inotonhorera uye uine Parisian fellas ichidonha pamusoro pako, iwe uchangoti uite kuti kunyemwerera uko kumucheto uye kuyamwa. Iye zvino haisi nguva yekushandisa zvinhu zvawakadzidza sechikoro chesekondari cheerleader.
Pfungwa Inokosha: Kuwana Mufaro Wakanaka
Ndinofunga kuti zvichida zvakakwana ikozvino. Uropi hwako hunogona kunge hwakanyanyisa zvokuti haugoni kunyange kufungidzira kubvisa chero chinhu ichi kubva. Asi ini ndinokuudzai, zvinoita uye inoshanda. Kana wapedza, iwe unogona kuva nechipi uye chero ani waunoda muguta rino.
Chinhu chimwe chete, chikamu changu chinoshamisa kana chinyorwa cheAmerica mukadzi muParis chisina kukwana kukanganisa zvose izvi zveParis. Kunyangwe kunyemwerera kwemaziso emukadzi uyu weMinnesota kwaisakwanisa kufadza Frenchies zvakakwana kuti vaite kukanganwa zvose pamusoro pekuita zvakavanzika nguva dzose? Ndinonyatsofanira kutanga kusvuta pazera remakore makumi matatu nemashanu kuti ndione kutarisana nemhepo? Pane chimwe chinhu chisingarangarirwi mune zvose izvi. Panofanira kuva nechimiro chinofadza. Ko kana ndikapikira kuti ndisiye kurira sezvinoitwa nguva dzose apo mumwe munhu akanditendera kuti ndiyambuke mumasitro uye ndakarega kudya peanut butter sandwiches kuti ndidye; dai ndakanga ndichiri kubvumirwa kubuda mufaro kaviri pavhiki uye kuchengetedza imwe yevaraidza pasi pasi muchikwata changu? Zvingave zvakakwana here?
Zvakanaka, ini ndichiri kufunga izvi, iwe unofanirwa kuzadza mugoro wako uri pedyo neAraica yakasimba zvikuru mari inogona kutenga uye kusarudza mumvuri wekudzivirira miromo yakanakisisa kuti ganda rako ritaure. Nokuti ngatitarisane nazvo, uchi, kuchinjwa kuva Parutienne asina kufanira, asinganzwisisiki hakuzovi nyore. Kuchava nekurwadziwa kunobatanidzwa, uye kwete Bandaid yakakurumidza, yakabvarurwa. Asi nemwoyo murefu nekutsungirira kukuru, iwe uchakwanisa kuibvisa.
Pamusoro peMunyori
Colette Davidson ndewemudzimai weMinnesotan munyori anogara kuParis kubva muna 2009, uye anowanzopa kuAngles.com Paris Travel. Anonyora uye anonyora kudhindwa, digital, redhiyo uye terevhizheni uye shanduro ye Christian Science Monitor, Lancet Psychiatry, Saooti Wikiradio, Radio France Internationale, France Televisions, uye BBC, pakati pevamwe.
Pamubhuku rake rega rega, Kolet Ink, unogona kuverenga zvakanyanya mavara uye maziso anobva kune zvaanofamba uye zvakaitika kwaari muFrance neParis.